Incorrect Quotes
(Dice and Mickey)
A/N: Prompts from @ incorrectcharacterquotetemplates on Tumblr!
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Mickey: Dice, what have I told u you about staying out past your curfew?
Dice: I need to do it more often.
Mickey: Exactly.
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Mickey: Dice, I was wondering if we could have a little chat.
Dice: You want me to go home.
Mickey: No. No, it's the opposite of that.
Dice: I want you to go home?
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Mickey: I hate crowded elevators.
Mickey: Only one thing worse. When they stop and you get trapped. Actually, there's one thing even worse than that. Getting trapped with Dice.
Mickey: Dice has the annoying talent of showing up when I'm at my absolute worst.
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Mickey: I'm about to send you to the worst place in the world.
Dice: Your instagram account?
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Dice: [making a sandwich]
Mickey: You're not doing it right.
Dice: Sorry?
Mickey: Your sandwich, the mustard needs to go on the bread first to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato. Tear it down. Start again.
Dice: ...
Mickey: Oh my god. You've never made a proper sandwich.
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Mickey: Who's that?
Dice: Elton John.
Mickey:
Dice: I'm dead, not stupid.
Mickey: [imitating a buzzer] Incorrect.
Dice, sighing: Fine. I'm dead and stupid. But don't count yourself out either, dumbass.
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Mickey: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Dice:
Mickey: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Dice: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking m&ms.
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