Hold Me, and Give Me Pineapple

Shawn get off my lap

Shawn's Perspective
When Shawn arrives at the department, he immediately goes straight to Lassiter's office. Carlton, as usual, got up early and was in his office by the time Shawn was just getting up. Even through pleads from Shawn, Lassiter was devoted to his work, Shawn would just have to wait. But today Shawn was impatient and walked right in to Carlton's office.
"Hey Shawn." The detective said, not taking his eyes from the screen.
"Lassie! You left me." Shawn pouts. "Now you owe me."
"Shawn, I don't owe you anything." Lassiter sighs, finally looking up at Shawn.
Shawn shrugs, before walking around the desk, pineapple smoothie in hand.(of course)
He puts his smoothie down, laughing when the detective frowns. Then, Shawn slips onto Lassie's lap leaning his head on the head detective's shoulder.
Lassiter shifts so that he can still type and take notes, without making the two of them tip over in the black office chair.
"Shawn." Carlton sighs. "Shawn, get off my lap."
Shawn only laughs. "But Lassie, you owe me!" Shawn whines. Carlton sighs again.
"Someone is going to see us Shawn." He snarls. Just as the words fly off his lips, Juliet O'Hara, out of everyone in the department, is standing in the door way, a shocked expression on her face.
"Oh, hi Juliet." Shawn says, as if it was the most natural thing to do while sitting on your boyfriend's lap while your ex stands in the doorway. Oh yeah, it probably was to Shawn.
Carlton feels his face heat up. Dammit, why now?! But before he can say anything and try to make up an excuse, Juliet is already talking.
"Oh, I see. That's wonderful you two. Eh, uh, um, so you two are like together now?" She seems somewhat shocked, but it's not a omg, I'm disgusted in you kind of way.
"Yup!" Shawn says. Oh. By the way, here!" Shawn hops off Lassie's lap and shuffles through a pile of papers in his bag, before pulling out a small white envelope. Lassiter immediately recognizes it as the wedding invitation, which he and Shawn picked out a couple of nights ago. But he didn't know Shawn brought them today. Then, when Shawn sees Gus outside the door, he quickly grabs his smoothie and bounds out the door--giving a red faced Lassie a peck on the cheek-- and leaving Lassiter alone to face Juliet and maybe a few, and when I mean few I mean like most of the department, people who dropped by during that awkward moment.