Sheeeeeeeeeesh - Shrek x Sussy Baka

Chapter 3

Shrek woke up the next morning, excited to see if anything happened on the dating app.

And sure enough, there it was. A red notification popped up:

Sussy would like to be your friend! Accept friend request? 

No  or   Yes 

Shrek quickly pressed yes. His mind was racing. He couldn't believe that after only just a day of joining the dating app he already got a possible date. But, he still had no idea who this person was. Shrek wanted to find out more information about Sussy so he clicked on his profile.

Sussy's profile:

Bio: I like to make comics and play Minecraft. Cum into my Minecraft world and I will teach you how to play.

That's strange, Shrek thought. They spelt the word "come" wrong. Oh well, it was probably just an accident.

He kept scrolling through and reading, picking up information as he went. He soon learned that Sussy had also been in a few relationships before, and they didn't quite work out well. Shrek learned that they both surprisingly had a lot in common. This was a good thing, right?

Shrek decided that he was going to text Sussy and ask him if they could FaceTime.

Shrek: hey Sussy! <33

Sussy: Hey bb ;)

Shrek: I was wondering if you would like to FaceTime? So we could get o know eachother better!

Sussy: sure, I'm free anytime

Shrek: alright, here's my number! (420) 696-3635

Sussy: grate. I'll call u

Shrek soon received a call from, the one and only, Sussy. He quickly accepted it and turned on his camera so that Sussy could just barely see his face. 

"Hey!" Sussy exclaimed.

"Hey, hawtie" Shrek replied, making Sussy turn even more red than his already dark red color.

"Oh, am I making you flustered, baby?" Shrek teased.

"I mean yea, I can't help that you're hot." Sussy smirked, he knew that they could do well together.

"We should meet up." Shrek replied, trying to change the subject.

"Yea, so you know 69 Fitch lane? You know the neighborhood near dick's sporting goods?" 

"Oh yea, I live right near there, at Megagaymegafruity avenue!" 

"Great, maybe we can meet on Saturday at the coffee shop?"

"Sure, I'm up for that!"

"Aight, see ya there."

Shrek was ecstatic. Not only did he just meet someone who is nice and hot, they also lived near each other! He couldn't wait for Saturday. 

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Notes: they didn't coincidentally live near each other, just pretend that the dating app tracks people nearby you, so you can find someone close to become your date.

This was a fun chapter to write.

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