Obamapocalypse

The break up

Obama and Quackity we're cuddling on the couch watching The Bee Movie.

Obama was getting emotional bc y'know... It's the bee movie..

Obama: **sobbing** wHy dOeSn'T sHe lOve jAzzzZZ?!?! **Sobs harder**

This wasn't unusual with Obama. In fact, he was quite a sensitive dude.. Former Presidents have emotions too yk...

But the more it happened, the more annoyed Quackity got...

Quackity: OBAMA IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL MAKE YOU! YOU LITTLE BITCH BABY!!
Obama: ... That's kinda kinky...
Quackity: ... **Aggressively** I WILL!!

Obama looked up into Quackity's
🧿o r b s🧿 filled with pure anger. His on the other hand, we're glossed with fear and sadness.

Obama: i-- I'm-- I'm sowy xxxx🥺🥺🥺
Quackity: THATS IT! WE'RE DONE BITCH!! NO MORE QUACKBOMA!!
Obama: I-- what?! WHY?! is it because... I'm... A former President??
Quackity: NO! IT'S BECAUSE ALL YOU DO IS CRY!!
Obama: I-- I--
Quackity: SAVE IT FOR DR PHILL!!

And with that... Quackity was gone...
No literally, he snapped his fingers and disappeared.

And that was Obama's first break up...
He was filled with Sadness and rage...