As Obama walked down the street people kept Staring at him.
Acting like they've never seen an emo before 🙄
(Jaws all on the floor, like pam and Tommy just burst through the door--)
He saw people whispering about him, so he put on his headphones and played his emo playlist.
NOW PLAYING:
JOIN US FOR A BITE
< ⚪ >
Artist: FNAF
Obama kept walking down the street quickly glancing at all the people staring at him.
All of them.
Staring.
Watching.
Talking.
Laughing.
Pointing.
Just then, the most emo relatable part of the song plays😔😔😔
👀ALL EYES ARE ON YOU
That part really released his inner angwy T-Rex.
He then made his most THREATENING,
Most DRAMATIC,
Most DEADLY, move he could think of...
...
The Debby Ryan Face
Thats right!
HE USED IT!
He flashed it at anyone who DARED to look at him and they instantly froze.🥶🥶🥶
Before you knew it, nearly everyone in town was frozen.
It looked like a crime scene...
(But bAby thiS is LoOkiNg LiKe A cRiMe ScEnE-- sorry I'll stop now)
He was goin rogue!
It was like the purge!
It was a rampage!
A--
Just then,
Quackity yelled,
"OBAMA! ... THIS ISN'T YOU!!"
Obama was touched and stopped.
...
😐
WHAT?! NO! LAMEEE!
OBAMA WAS TRIGGERED ASF!!
HE WAS READY TO KILL QUAKITY!!
Part 2, cumming TMR 😘
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Obamapocalypse
ChickLitObama gets angry after Quackity broke up with him.. it doesn't end pretty...
