Bad Influence

Must Have a Death Wish

Hinata already could tell her day was only going to get worse. She slammed her head against her desk and Konan smirked and placed her cheek against her fist. "What happened this time?" she asked and Hinata looked at her. "The jacket...I had to take it off to get my shirt changed from where I had spilt the coffee Neji bought me this morning on it. I always have a spare shirt because of immature people and I went to get my jacket only to find...he took it." She whimpered and Konan raised a brow as Hinata sat up, she wore a tight black sleeveless shirt. "So that's how you could wear that baggy thing without getting all hot and flustered." Konan said and Hinata blushed. "Hidan took it, didn't he?" Konan asked and Hinata nodded. Konan sighed and walked straight out of class during the middle of lecture. The teacher looked at her oddly but shrugged, Hashirama sensei didn't care either way.

Konan walked back in minutes later holding Hinata's jacket and rubbing her fist to dull the ache from punching Hidan upside the head. "Thank you Konan." Hinata said and reached to zip the jacket but Konan broke the zipper off with a swift movement and jab of her pen, breaking both the zipper and the pen in the process. Hinata looked at her in shock and Konan just smiled. "Let's just say, I will break every zipper of every jacket you bring in if you keep making yourself look like a little fat kid hiding away from the world. "Konan said simply and Hinata blushed. "But Konan-chan...I...I am-" she began and Konan shook her head. "You nothing, you are not fat. Ino and Sakura know this and are just jealous because they are flat chested skanks with nothing better to do." Konan said loudly and Sakura and Ino glared at her. Hashirama sensei just chuckled, Hinata frowned she figured he was a little young to be a teacher, but whatever.

He smiled at her and she blushed, she still wasn't very good with talking to any of the male population; teacher or otherwise. Konan smirked and nudged Hinata. "He is cute huh?" she asked and Hinata choked on her own breath causing Konan to snicker. "He is our teacher!" she squeaked and Konan snorted. "He isn't much older than us, you know. If you took a whack at him instead of the ass that follows you I think you would be much happier." Konan said quietly and Hinata squeaked again a deep red blush covering her face. Hashirama glanced their way and he chuckled upon catching Hinata's eyes.

"There's no denying he's hot...I mean look at his hair...it looks so soft and silky. His eyes are so friendly...he looks built." Konan said with an appraising glance and Hinata blushed deeper. There was no way Hinata could deny he was really attractive. "I heard he has a younger brother who is just as hot. And I mean really look at that ass mmmhmm!" Konan snorted as Hinata's head hit the table, her neck and shoulders turning red as well. "OH! Man...if I could get those two alone...if you could get either one of them or even both to look your way...I guarantee you may never look that asshole's way again." Konan snickered and Hinata's shoulders went rigid. Konan snorted, she knew the girl was too innocent for the thoughts that coursed through her mind, and she also knew if Madara had heard her calling him an asshole she wouldn't be allowed to get cinnamon rolls for a week; oh how she loved the cinnamon rolls that guy could make.

Hinata fiddled with her fingers as class ended and stood attempting to pull her jacket around her but Konan glared at her and she stopped. "Eat lunch with me today, you told me you would two weeks ago but your dearest Neji kept stealing you away." Konan said and Hinata nodded, she knew who Konan's friends were, and she understood that Konan had told them to stop teasing her and calling her names but Hidan and Kakuzu still did, thus being why the first thing Konan did when they reached the place they were all eating lunch at was an action of anger; Konan knocked Hidan and Kakuzu out of their seats, then made Hinata sit and then sat down herself. Hidan and Kakuzu glared at them and sat on the other side of the table where Hinata and Konan were meant to sit. Hinata looked around and searched for Izuna, who said he would be joining them for lunch today since he attended the same college for business and computer information systems.