A Little Accident in the Jungle...

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Me: Since I can't do anything, I dare Hiccup to swing on a vine above very hot water to another cliffside!

Hiccup: *pales; gulps* Seriously?!

Me:*nods furiously*

Hiccup: but why?!

Me: because, whiny baby, WE said SO.

Hiccup: o_e'

Merida: quit stalling and asking questions and let's go! *grabs Hiccup's arm and goes outside*

Me: weirdest couple alive...


——4 hours later {very self-explanatory}——


Hiccup: *grabs vine shakily* are you sure you want me to do this?

Me: yep.

Hiccup: are you sure you're sure?

Me: uh-huh.

Hiccup: are you sure you're-

Merida: QUIT STALLING AND GO!!! *kicks Hiccup off ledge/Cliff*

Hiccup: *thrashes on vine while screaming 'I'm going to die';falls off and suddenly gravity stops* Uh-oh... *falls and screams* YOU GUYS ARE DEAAAAAAAAD!

Me and Merida: *ROFLing*

Me: toothless! get Mr. Whiny Baby!

Toothless: *looks confused*

Me and Merida: HICCUP!!!

Toothless: *nods in understanding*


——later——

ME:bye!

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