karin_bae: I dare Hiccup to annoy Merida
Hiccup: The hell kind of dare is that?!
Me: The kind that will kill and scar you and your body. Nearly.
Hiccup: I'm doomed.
Me: Correction. You're dead.
Hiccup: *faints*
Me: to think, a person who tamed a Night Fury and defeated some kind of dragon and became a chief faints just because of an 18 year old-..... girl.
Hiccup: *wakes up*
Me: Just go do the dare...
Hiccup: I seemed to have pissed her off when I broke her bow so, *breaks Merida's bow*
Merida: *comes in* hey guys I'm- *sees broken bow* Who. Did. This.
Me: You can practically see the dangerous aura. *points at Hiccup* It was Hiccup!!!
Merida: Hiccup. The second one, right?
Me: One now, one last chapter. Yeah, it's true.
Merida: *disturbingly sweet voice* Why'd you do it?
Hiccup: Y-you need to stop all this archery stuff! Y-you have to act more like a princess!
Me: I sense danger! Run!
Hiccup: *runs*
Me: Merida! You might need this! *gives Hiccup's fire sword*
Merida: *grabs sword and runs after Hiccup*
-about 30 minutes later-
Hiccup: *comes in with burns, scratches, bruises, a black eye and soggy clothes*
Me: she really did a number on ya, huh?
Hiccup: Funny story, Ran outside, tripped into a thorny bush, tripped at the edge of a cliff, jumped off the cliff into an ocean, then caught me once I was on a shore.
Me: So, where is she?
Hiccup: Coming in 3, 2, 1,-
Merida: *comes in with soggy clothes* I'm already done. I'm already worn out.
Hiccup: Phew. I needed rest.
Me: one of the weirdest couples around, huh?
(A/N: Hiccup also says stop sending dares like this!)
Me: You're no fun, Hiccup! *whispers* Don't follow him! xP
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Ask and Dare Mericcup!!!
RandomHi! This ask Mericcup. I won't be updating that much because of school work. But I will try to make them as long as possible. ?: WE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THIS BOOK!
