The greatest dragon singer of all time, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III!!!

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Me: looks like we have another dare!!!

Merida: no! Not another dare!

Me: don't worry! It's for Hiccup!

Hiccup: *comes in* what is for me?

Mermer: a dare!

Me: you just had to tell him, didn't ya?

Mermer: I can't lie! I have to follow my mom or she'll kill me!

Hiccup: I'll take the dare!

Everyone but Hiccup: WHAT??

Mermer: my dare is:

I dare hiccup to force toothless to set him on fire then sing the girl on fire but instead of girl replace it with boy

Hiccup: WHAT???

Everyone else: *grin evilly*

Hiccup: Why Mermer why?

Mermer: me and Nicolas agreed to dare this! He forced me to do it for ten bucks! And I couldn't resist!

Hiccup: alright... *goes to toothless* bud set me on fire

Toothless: *sets Hiccup on fire*

Hiccup: *comes running inside* CAN I START THE DARE NOW???

Everyone else: yeah... *laugh silently*

Hiccup: THIS BOY IS ON FIRE!
THIS BOY IS ON FIREEEEEEEE!
HE'S WALKIN ON FIRE!!
THIS BOY IS ON FIREEEEEE!!! *runs outside and jumps in lake* muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch betterrr.......

Nicolas: be sure to live some f****** questions or s**** dares ya b******!!!

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