(Because he wears root sweat pants)
Caillou truly was growing into his horribleness, over the years he continued to torment the world. The streets ran red with blood, the sun refused to shine for fear of illuminating caillous head so much that it would blind the continent.
But even with the entire world under his thumb and living in fear he still could not achieve the one thing in life he wanted most, getting bitches. He's searched high and low looking for love but he was cursed with the face of a 2 week old rotten egg that had been left in the sun and run over by a 4 ton truck, but that wasn't even the worst of it, he also wore roots sweat pants, the pants only worn by unlovable virgins.
His virgin rage and lack of bitches only fuelled his murderus rage, while disemboweling a nun he vowed to conquer not only his earth but all other earths, he would murder their children and feast on their hearts, with his puppy fur cape twisting around him he turned and stormed out of the monastery he had a plan he just needed to figure out how to find the parallel universes and there was only one person he knew was capable of such feats and that person was flint Lockwood.
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The tragedy of caillou
TerrorThis tragic tale follows the life of America's Worst stupidest most awful child in the world. We'll watch him grow into a truly horrible human being.
