"Pathetic"

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I walked closer to the girl, stopped when I was about 2 feet away from them. Even from this distance I had to look up to meet her eyes, God I hate being short.

"To your right theres the armoury, you will get youself into one of the heavy outfits and pick out either a sword, bow & arrow or keep whatever you have to fight with yourself. Then you will come back out here, I will be waiting near the door. Go, and be quick."

Harmony seemed to take a minute to process the order, but it didn't take to long for her to follow it. Walking to the door, opening it and closing it behind her. I pulled out my stopwatch.  I pressed the button and watched thr time tick by.

Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.

I stood there for a while, listening to the stopwatch. But as soon as the timer hit eight minutes the door opened and Harmony walked out.

"Well, that wasnt very fast was it? Eight minutes, pathetic."

"Well I assure you sir putting on metal armour would take a long time, deal with it."

Ooo, I might like this one.. I felt myself smile, but I quickly stopped.

"Heh, I assure you it doesn't take that long. Take this."

I threw the stopwatch in their direction, they caught it. I walked over to the door and opened it.

"As soon as this door closes hit the timer."

I walk in the room and close its door. I quickly scan the room for a suit i would like to wear. I find one and run to it. I lift the armour and put the first piece on.

I know exactly how long it takes me to put on all this armour, three minutes and twenty-eight minutes, even adding the time it takes to get out of the room.

I finish putting on the armour, and quickly get out of the room.

"So, how's that for a"long time?"

"What's the point of you wearing it if your just gonna take it off later Sir? I don't feel offended."

They rolled their eyes at me, heh, no one ever talks back to me, I love this.

"The point wasn't to make you offended sweetheart so Im glad you're not, and I could say the same thing for you. I needed to put it on anyways when we have a little fight later, I need the same disadvantage as you. Unless you want me to just have an easier win then I already will."

I roll my eyes back, my favourite interaction with any guard so far~ Harmony stood there for a moment, finally replying with,

"Whatever, tiny man."

"Excuse me-"

"You heard me."

"Oh shut up- tall ass.. Damn."

How dare they- I am. Not. That tiny. Okay well maybe I am but that is not thr point here.

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