giraffes pov:
i MUST save the loce of my live i need to but wheee is my shawty bae hot mommy🥺🥺🥺🥺😍🦶🏻🦶🏻oh i know i can ask papi shrek
*TIME SKIP*
hey shrek i need ur help
sheek: with what me and lord- i meen Fiona are going on a cdategarage: i need to find trek gromm took him from. me and now hes missing
sean: OFMOG i know whee he is hes in finishing old towere where she was kidnapped
garag: OK THANKS
ANOTHER TIME SKIP MOMMIES🤪🤪🤪🤪👴🏼👴🏼
i found the tower now i can sace my love trex
girage: bootyhole that took to long to climb
trex: OMG BABY BOO ITS YOU
giraffes: im here to save you *unties him*
trex: we gotta get ride of draco tho
garage: DRACO WHY IS DEACO HERE
tel: hes the one whokidnapped me we meed to stop daddy issues
daddy issues: i see you found us we are in love and YOU cannot stop me from loving him
OUT of nowhere papi sherk shoots draco and kills hom
trex and giraffe: OMG SHREK THANK YOU
SKEEK: no problem 😉 😩 anytime bestie baes
*he leaves*
tex kisses girafe ferociously and its very hot and they can stop out of no where they are the stone bed making out. trex slides his hand/claw up gorafees thigh making him mode.
*timeskip*
lets go home babi boyhehe im back
YOU ARE READING
the t-rex x giraffe
Humorinspired by 2 girls at my school, this is all a joke and the spelling mistakes are on purpose one of the girls we dont talk about her she SA someone rankings: #10 in giraffe #129 in satire #3 in geography