Shrek wakes up with his luscious green skin and beautiful crusty ears.
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He looks over and sees his mean ex in his bed, toy Chica. Sure she was hot by man was she mean.
And gave a really really bad headache when she spoke
"Chica. Get the hell out of my damn house you hoe. I don't even know how we hooked up. Again."
After Chica went, Shrek went on hot moms.com and saw that Karen was a hot milf in his area and wanted to fuck.
"HUBBA HUBBA SHES MY DREAM GIRL THAT SEXY BOD AND THOSE EYES MMMH."
Shrek moaned so loud that his neighbors had to get another restraining order on him.
He clicked on the link and found many videos of her and a computer virus.
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Shrek was sure to find this girl and marry her. He even became vegan for her.
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The Vegan teacher x Shrek
HumorThe vegan teacher teaches at a school for bastard children and realized she wants meat... but not that kind...
