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## BONTEN EXECUTIVES WITH MOBIUS! READER

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; oh boy. oh boy. oh boy. bark bark. grr woof woof. meow. moo. MAAM. SIR. WHATEVER IT IS- AAAAAAAA
; no but srsly tho- you tend to fool everyone with your attractiveness and cutesy personality, they never fail to fall under your control
; god knows how many crimes you had committed, even worse that you have these minions defending you and even doing all the work for you if necessary
; that was how you came face-to-face with mikey back in 2008
; anyways- let's get into it, shall we?

#%; RAN
; i can see him flirting with you constantly and buying you stuff
; you still need to keep your guard up when you're around him, just because he's being a sweetheart towards you doesn't mean that he's already under your spell,,
; every time he makes a flattering comment about you, you always make a better comeback, which catches him off guard at first and led to a flirting contest
; you are someone cocky and tend to not be defeated, and he wants to test that
; good luck being his temporary sugar baby while also getting annoyed by him 24/7

#%; SANZU
; you call him your little white mouse
; he's always on drugs, and you just think he would be a perfect match for your little experiments
; fights you a lot and calls you the same thing rindou does
; too bad he's insane so he probably has no place to talk lmfao
; sometimes would bicker with you and it leads to some weird flirting mixed with threats
; he likes dangerous people and now that you came along, he's dying to learn more about you
; and ofc, there's no way this man wouldn't threaten you nor hurt you- he once tried to strangle you but was stopped by others
; you are the type to piss him off since he always acts like a rabid animal around you

#%; RINDOU
; calls you a crazy bitch
; but sees you as useful when you fool others with your doll like appearance and take advantage of them to get what you want
; he likes that part of you ngl. he wonders if you would ever do the same to him
; he's quite cocky towards people like you, so it's like some frenemies to lovers relationship you two have?
; not me imagining rindou attempting to plunge a fork into your eye but you stopped him from doing so midway then you two start fighting/rolling over on the table to see who's stronger
; the others call you two the enemies to lovers trope that they often see in mafia themed movies

#%; KAKUCHO
; you first encountered him with this unsettling energy surrounding you, as if you were about to bully him
; kakucho is quite calm so he kept quiet about it until you got closer and he had to glance up at you just to make sure that he made it clear that he wants some space
; you call him boring because all he does is just work on his paperwork in his dull office
; you would sometimes tease him by tracing your fingers on his scar and say that it looks pretty- i hope that you actually mean it tho
; when you say that, he just felt so.. flattered? like nobody has ever said that to him- he starts sneaking glances at you whenever you enter his office

#%; KOKONOI
; people tend to call you two snakes because of the way your eyes look
; you two would get along somehow?? you tend to chase after your goals even if they would put your life at risk, and he's the type of person who would do that too. but for this, he's the one chasing you down
; did i mention that everyone in this gang is hella flirty instead of the oldies and poor kakucho?
; you treat him as klein sometimes- abusing his black card and straight up irritating him with your presence
; but he knows when enough is enough btw- so he leaves you hanging at times

#%; TAKEOMI
; now this guy. THIS guy. hates you
; bonten executives stop bullying takeomi challenge!! [HARD]
; he's always irritated by you calling him an old man and complaining about how slow he walks when it's not even the truth (mf tried to speed up his walking pace yet you still catch up to him and complain about it even more)
; he's so done with you HELPP stop being a pain in the ass y/n!!
; it's even funnier when he's fed up of your bullshit he just picks you up like a cat and toss you around like it was nothing cuz you look absolutely adorable when that happened
; also the type of guy who would try to wake you up when you fall asleep on the desk cuz you tend to work until late night hours then just shut down right at the spot instead of heading home

#%; MOCHIZUKI
; since you met mikey back in 2008, you definitely met the others along with this man.
; he was more loud back then, more violent with literally everyone
; he grabbed your hair and ended up getting punched in the gut by you
; he never knew you would have that much strength ngl- mf was blinded by his own pride
; he's more reserved and doesn't show his violent acts nowadays, so it would be a lot harder for you to tease him and get on his nerves
; he would pick you up and toss you around like how takeomi would as well lmao
; the grandpas won't deal with your bullshit- just leave it to the youngsters

#%; MIKEY
; you're somewhat like mikey, there are times where you would ask your 'klein' to bring you stuff, do things for you and that's like mikey telling kenchin to buy him taiyaki, accompany him wherever he goes or even put a flag on his meal when they forget to put one
; you tend to be too lazy to attend meetings but if you don't then mikey would be hella pissed, and you definitely didn't want that
; you are like a debater when it comes to plans for the gang, you are able to brainstorm and think of many ideas for them

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