chapter 3

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Crash: Help! Help!

Crash and Eddie run into view chased by Diego, Sid and Scar. Diego, Scar and Sid stop while Crash and Eddie hide behind Ellie and peek out from one of her legs

Sid: Well, shave me down and call me a mallrat. You found another mammoth!

Ellie: (gasps) Where? Wait a minute, I thought mammoths were extinct.

Manny, Diego, Scar and Sid all give her puzzled looks

Ellie: What are you looking me for?

Manny: I don't know. Maybe because you're a mammoth?

Ellie: Me? Tsk. Don't be ridiculous. I'm not a mammoth, I'm a possum.

Scar: Say what?

Manny: Right. Good one. I'm a newt. (gesturing to Diego) This is my friend the badger, (gesturing to Scar) my other friend the bunny, (gesturing to Sid) And my other friend, the platypus.

Sid: Why have I got to be the platypus? Make her the platypus.

Diego: scar's cute and ur not so you're the platypus and she's the bunny

Manny: What Diego said

Scar: (whispers to sid )I would rather be the platypus

Crash: This guy giving you trouble, sis?

Everyone: Sis?

Ellie: That's right. These are my brothers. (gesturing to Crash) Possum. (gesturing to Eddie) Possum. (gesturing to herself) Possum.

Manny: I don't think her tree goes all the way to the top branch.

Ellie, Crash and Eddie smile at them

Sid: Manny, brink of extinction's a bad time to be picky. (getting an idea) Hey, she should come with us.

Manny: Are you insane?! No way.

Sid: Okay. (to Ellie while walking over) Manny wants me to ask you if you'd like to escape the flood with us.

Manny: Wha...?

Crash and Eddie climb down from Ellie onto the ground glaring

Eddie: I'd rather be road kill.

Diego: That can be arranged.

Diego and Eddie growl at each other until Ellie breaks them up

Ellie: (chuckles) Funny. Let me have a little word with my brothers.

She drags them away with her trunk and Manny hits Sid with his trunk

Sid: Ow!


Manny: Why did you invite them?!

Sid: Because you might be the only two mammoths left on Earth!

Diego: He has a point.

Manny: Oh, I'm sorry. When did I join this dating service?

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