chapter 2

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The animals continue on their long trek to the boat with two vultures watching them

Vulture: We've got an overturned Glyptodon in the far right lane. Traffic backed up as far as the eye can see.

Lone Gunslinger: Ooh, and it looks like there might be a fatality.

The vulture licks it's beak hungrily

Lone Gunslinger: I call the dark meat!

The Gunslinger and the vulture fly off. A Female Gastornis sits in her nest as chicks climb in

Female Gastornis: Alright, everybody, let's go. Come on. Come, come, come. Get in.

She stands up with her nest carrying her chicks and walks off. Meanwhile, four baby hedgehogs are trying to pull an elderly gray male one out of a hole

Baby Hedgehogs: (straining) Come on, Grandpa! Come on! We have to go!

Grandpa Hedgehog: Well, I'm not leaving! (climbing back into the hole) I was born in this hole and I'll die in this hole!

A female start walks past a family of dung beetles. The male blue dung beetle is rolling a giant dung ball along

Male Dung Beetle: (straining) Do we have to bring this crap? I'm sure there's crap where we're going.

Female Dung Beetle: Ugh. This was a gift from my mother.

Manny: Okay, keep it moving, keep it moving.

Sid: Manny, Manny. I just heard you're going extinct.

Sid says as he eats some blueberries

Diego: Hey, if you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitivity.

Manny: I'm not going extinct!

Male anteater: Hey, kids. Look. The last mammoth.

Anteater kids: Wow.

Male anteater: Well, you probably won't see another one of those again.

Scar: I'm starting to get hungry for anteaters. (Growls)

The anteaters move away from the herd, scared that the hybrid might eat them

Sid: See

(Time skip)

Two ice chunks of ice break off of the dam and fall into the valley below. Sid looks back at this before walking to catch up with the others

Sid: Oh!

They head through fields of grass

Sid: Someday~ When you've gone extinct~ When you make a stink~

Manny: Shut up, Sid.

Sid: Okay.

That night, they walk along a rocky cliff

Sid: Stop, hey~ What's that sound?~ All the mammoths are in the ground~


Manny: Stop singing, Sid!

The next day, they walk through a thawing countryside

Sid: If your species will continue, clap your hands~ [claps his hands] If your species will continue...~

Scar: Sid!, Shut the fuck up!

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