Sean Macgurie One Shots Ig

a not planned house robbery pt.2

The sun rose and the rays hit my eyes, Interrupting the pure darkness of sleep .
"Ugh, the suns too bright." I Groaned as I rubbed my eyes.
Sean rolled over, trying to block the sun from his eyes as well. You sat up and started brewing up some coffee.
"Well look who finally woke up?" I smiled as Sean sat up.
Sean rubbed his eyes once more. "ugh, its fuckin bright out today." He remarked.
"Yeah, luckily we'll be able to see in front of us now."
"I almost blew yer head off last night."
"Well I'm lucky you didn't, I need that thousand dollars."
"Where would you go if ye had a thousand dollars?" Sean suddenly asked.
"I don't know, maybe move out west, buy some land, Y'know, that sorta thing."

After drinking our morning coffee, Sean and I rode through Strawberry, trying to avoid as much attention as they could.
"So where exactly is this house?" I asked.
"Uh, somewhere near a lake, me thinks."
"What lake? There are like, three lakes here Macguire."
"Well sorry I didn't ask the drunk bastards where it was." Sean rolled his eyes.
"Well, lets get looking."
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"We've checked everywhere! Where the hell could it be?" I complained, very annoyed. We've been looking for about three hours, so I have had every right to be annoyed.
"Maybe the drunk guys were just drunk an' made it up." Sean shrugged.
"So we came here for nothing. Great."
"Ah, cheer up, we still have another lake to look at."
"Yeah, but what if it ain't there? We'd just spend two days looking for nothing!"
"Lets check out the other lake, and if it ain't there, ill buy you a drink, alright?"
"You always say that, but you end up drunk yourself."
"C'mon, I promise I will." Sean grinned.
"Fine, just don't make a fool outta yourself."
"No promises."
After a time of riding on the banks of the river, we found yourselves near a small cabin.
"This might just be our place." I smiled. Hopefully.
"Lets take a look, shall we?"
"Sure, but bring your guns, we don't know if people are in there."
"I can take 'em, they don't call me Dead Eye Macguire for nothin'!" The Irish man whipped out his guns.
"Mhm, sure. We'll see." I remarked.
We both got out our guns from our horses, which were a couple yards away from the small, log cabin that was facing away from the lake. I kicked the door open, holding my gun to any movement that had been seen.
"This is a robbery! Come out and we won't harm you!" I yell.
Nothing.
"Final warning! If your in here, come out with your hands in the air!"
Still nothing.
"Heh, seems like no ones home, we hit the jackpot, eh Y/n?" Sean chuckled, instantly rummaging through dressers and drawers.
"I don't know, seems too quiet here." I say.
Sean ignored me and threw some Bourbon to me. "Look what I found."
"Is it really a time for a drink? What if someone's gonna creep up behind us?"
"Ah, you worry too much now, lets just have some fun right now, we've earned it." Sean put his hand on my shoulder.
Reluctantly, I took a drink of the bourbon and sat down in a chair next to the table. It was a small cabin, only able to fit a small table, two chairs and some cabinets and some decor. Sean sat down in the other chair and chugged some beer.
"This place is loaded with beer! What luck we have!" He laughed.
We drank and drank till we both weren't able to talk without laughing.
"Y'know, I think your really funny Sean Macguire. Like really funny." I laughed drunkenly.
"Psh! I ain't as funny as you, and that's saying somethin'!"
"Shut up, no I ain't! You're the funniest man I've met since... Well I dont not know! " I laugh.
"Ha! Well your- what the hell?" Sean interrupted himself.
I look out the window to find two men, hitching their horses just outside. Sean hurriedly grabbed my hand and rushed us in the pantry.
We both started giggling, then shushing each other.

"Well that hunting trip wasn't so good." a man sighed.
"If you'd had just shot the damn thing this wouldn't be happening!" Another man yelled.
"I'm getting a beer from the pantry." the first man stated.
"Oh fuck." Sean whispered as he drew a knife. I drew my gun, ready to fight to escape.
"No, we need to go again, I want that white deer hide!" The second man whined.
"I ain't going again! If you want to, you can! I'm staying here, getting drunk."
I heard Sean under his breath, swearing like a sailor.
The pantry opened just a crack, and we busted open the door.
"What the hell?? What are you two doing in MY house??" The second man drew his gun.
"Just let us leave and none of ya will have a head full o' lead!" Sean yelled.
The first man grabbed him and pointed a gun at his head. "What the hell are you doing here? Huh!? Answer me!"
I yelled " Let him go, you sons of a bitches! "
Bang! Bang! Bang!
The two men fell over, bullets full of lead.
"Holy shit! I thought I was dead there!" Sean exclaimed.
"Yeah yeah, I get it, now where's my thank you kiss?" I teased, still pretty drunk.
Sean walked over and gave me a peck on my cheek. "There. Now you owe me one too." He smiled.
Blush overcame my face, making it as red as a tomato. "Oh, so now you listen to me?"
"Heh, yep." He laughed.
I went over and gave him a small kiss on the cheek, making him redder than I was.
"So now I know you love me now!" Sean giggled.
"Hm, sure I do. Now lets go before someone else comes and actually kills us."
Sean hurried and grabbed more beers and ran off to grab my hand.
"You had to get the beers." I rolled my eyes.
"Its gonna be a long ride! Have some sympathy for a drunk man!"
"You fucking idiot."
"Yup, your fucking idiot! The one and only."