The randomest headcanaons i can come up with

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Astor likes white chocolate, ok? He just does. Only crazy people like white chocolate.

Mf cant swim, he'll die if you throw him in a puddle

He probably has a pet bat he named Bloodren because its a vampire bat and he thought he was being clever.

He likes to sing when he thinks he's alone. turns out he wasnt alone and now Kohga wont stop teasing him over it.

Turtle necks are life to this man. he probably has a whole collection.

probably throws a tantrum over spilling his drink.

Doesnt like vegetables. hes a whole man child.

def has mommy issues look at his face and tell me he doesnt.

probably is a yandere. you better run this man is bonkers

doesnt like sunny d because its liquid sun and the sun hurts.

if he played minecraft, hed rage quit after his house didnt come out right

speaking of minecraft, mans probably makes skeleton noises and catches fire in the sun

probably hates his nose

man has feminine hips

uses some really feminine shampoo and conditioner because he believes sents shouldnt have gender

he doesnt sleep. mans is nocturnal.

laughs at inappropriate times, like his mothers funeral 

hes pansexual i dont make the rules

He likes hands, give him your hands, he'll play with them forever.

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idk im bored. how yall doin?

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