Random Astor Nonsense (AoC)

Astor stole a baby *short*

Astor stole a FUcKinG baby- why the heck did he do that-?

Astor sat there, looking at the little baby in his hands. It was so cute and chubby, the perfect child for him and Y/N! He walked down to your room, exited to show you this newly "Adopted" child. But then, right as he reached your door, the baby puked on him. Not a whole lot, but it was gross. He cringed, looking down at his now ruined robes. Maybe this parenting thing would be a bit harder than he thought... 

He went to his room and put the baby on the bed, then went to go and change his clothes. But when he got back, the baby was nowhere to be found... Astor went into panic mode, looking everywhere. He rushed out of his room and into the halls of the base he called home, only to see Kohga with the baby. "Sooga, What the hell is this thing?" Kohga asked, looking at the baby who made a happy giggling noise in return.

 Astor sighed, walking up to them before taking a deep breath to explain himself. "So, I might have... Adopted a baby..." He said, shifting his foot awkwardly. Would they even believe that? "Oh hoho" Kohga laughed, cradling the little baby in his arm. "So, you and Y/N finally decided to become parents, hmm?" He teased, and Sooga huffed, looking to Astor unamused. "You need to bring this child back to its mother, Seer." He said, crossing his arms. 

Astor looked up at the man with a face that read 'make me' And Sooga was just about to when you stepped out into the chaos. "What in the world is going on here-?" You asked, looking to an angry Astor, an aggravated Sooga, and Kohga with a baby. what dumbass gave Kohga a baby?? Who knows what kind of things they'd both get into? 

All eyes were on you now... And oh boy were you in for a story.

lol i might make a part two, who knows? i just thought the idea of Astor stealing a baby would be funny. it kinda sucks but im bored and stuff. so have some more junk :D