Ship in this: Ultra Magnus x Smokescreen, Bumblebee x Arcee, and many others
Miko: Guys! So there is this trend, apparently only bottoms can do the splits
Everybody: Uhm... alright
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Optimus: cant do it
Ratchet: can do it
Arcee: cant do it
Bumblebee: can do it
Smokescreen: can do it
Ultra Magnus: can almost do it
Wheeljack: cant do it
Bulkhead: cant do it
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Miko: WAIT ULTRA MAGNUS, YOU CAN ALMOST DO IT?
Ultra Magnus: yeah maybe cause I switch
Everybody but smokes: What, who pegs you?
Ultra Magnus: ....... Nevermind
Smokescreen: *whistles*
Ultra Magnus: STOP PLEASE-
