Lera : are we ready kids
Tegan : i-i captain
Lera : i can't hear u
Tegan; i-i captain
Lera : who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Tegan : spongebob square pantsWe sing as we walk down our apartment stairs and we get in the uber and we taken to this bar
Corbyn: sup party people
Lera ; heyy
Jonah : yo
Tegan : hi
Corbyn: i got u a drink i would have got u one but i have no clue what u like
Tegan : thats fine I'll go get a drink does anyone want anything
Jonah: i think were good
Lera ; do u want company
Tegan : no i can handle getting a drink myself i will see u a secondI walk off and i go up the bar getting myself a drink and i go back to the tabel
Jonah : fucking hell that drink is the size of your head
Tegan ; i need a drink
Jonah : u know i might get one
Tegan ; do it its so nice
Lera : let me try u can try mineWe swap drinks and we try them
Tegan: nope that is disgusting
Lera : so is your
Corbyn: good thing i didn't get u a drink then cause i probably would have got u that
Lera ; woo
Jonah : i atchally got the drink cause hes underage
Corbyn: go away
Jonah : hurry up and be 21
Corbyn ; I'm trying
Lera ; I'm so old
Tegan ; but u don't look oldShe sticks her middle finger up at me and i do it back at her
Jonah : thats a compliment
Lera ; but she want meant to say I'm not old
Corbyn ; u aren't old
Lera : thank u
Tegan : please don't lock me out the apartment tonight
Lera : were have to see
Jonah : unlucky
Tegan: nah i will run and make sure i get there first
Corbyn : would u lock her out
Lera ; no obviously not
Corbyn: i was gonna say meanie pieI let out a little laugh
Jonah ; bro meanie pie u haven't even had anything to drink
Lera : u good
Corbyn: perfectly fine i feel so left out this so unfair
Jonah: why don't we just go back to ours then u can drink
Corbyn; right drink up guys were heading to ours
Lera ; ok
Tegan; I'm gonna get a brain freeze but fuck itI down my jug of a drink and we get up
Lera : isn't that drew
Tegan: huh
Lera: thereI look at where she points
Tegan : yh
Lera : he looks drunk
Tegan : u guys go ahead
Corbyn: I'll bring my car to the front
Tegan : ok I'll be a secondthey walk off and i walk over to drew
Tegan; hi
He looks at me
Tegan; I'm just making sure your ok my friend said u looked drunk i can't see any of your friends so i am just cheaking in i will leave if u want me to
Drew : i...don't know if i am ok i came here alone
Tegan: how much u had to drink
Drew : not enough but they are refusing to serve me but i am not leaving untill i get a drink
Tegan: i think you've had enough so I'm gonna order u an uber do u still live in your apartment
Drew : yes
Tegan: okI get my phone and i order him an uber
Tegan : come on
I grab his arm wrapping it around me and we walk out the bar
Tegan: u guys go ahead I'm gonna make sure he gets home save
Jonah ; will u need help
Tegan ; I'll be fine
Corbyn: I'll send my address come when you've got him home
Tegan: thank u
Lera ; see u in a bit
Tegan : love yaThey drive off and the uber gets here and we get in and getting taken to drews place where i had to drag him to his apartment floor .
Tegan : where am i taking u
Drew : room
Tegan : okWe walk to his room
Tegan : wait
I pull his jacket off and he gets in bed and i take his shoes off
Tegan : u good
Drew : mhmI walk out his room and i go to the kitchen getting a glass of water and some pain killers and i go back to his room .
Tegan : drew
Drew: yh
Tegan : water and painkillers are on your night stand
Drew : thank u
Tegan : yh just go to sleep
Drew : i am
Tegan: I'm gonna go so good luck with your hang overI walk to his door
Drew : your the reason I'm like this u fucked me up
Tegan: I'm sorryI walk out his room and out his apartment and i get an uber to corbyn and jonahs and i join them out in the backyard by the fire pit
Tegan : missed anything
Lera: no we've just been talking
Jonah : been 3rd wheeling our other roommate is out so I've been stuck with them cuddling like that
Tegan : i am so sorry
Corbyn: all we've done is cuddle we haven't kissed we haven't spoke about anything we shouldn't be we've got u invloved
Jonah : ok I'm sorry
Lera ; u got told
Jonah ; i know but still cuddling i won't leave u to 3rd wheel if u don't leave le again
Tegan ; i don't plan on leaving any time soon anyway
Jonah : thank u
Lera ; oh by the way I'm staying the night
Tegan; ok
Corbyn : so u will be alone with us
Jonah: no cause I'll go to my room go to sleep then wake up leave get coffee then go to daniels to write some music
Corbyn : ok
Tegan : u really thought about that
Jonah: i do that on a daily basis pretty much how was your trip with daniel i know there were others but daniel
Tegan: he was good singing a lot liltrally at 4am you'll just hear him singing and your just laying there like we know your good but we want sleep . But we were drunk a lot
Jonah : sounds like him
Lera : i want to go on the trampoline join meWe get up and we get on the trampoline and we jump on there for ages and it just made me feel like a kid again
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