Siriusly? (A Sirius Black Love Story)

Sorting Ceremony

"WAKE UP!!!" someone yelled in my ear. I sat up straight rubbing my eyes.

"Wh-Wha-wh-" I stuttered trying to wake myself up. 

"Whyyyy Lily! Whyyy?" I whined to Lily. 

She rolled her eyes took her trunk down from the shelf.

"We're at Hogwarts Tiff!" she said.

"Holy Moley! I'm at Hogwarts" I yelled. 

I heard people grumble around me but I didn't care. Me, Lily, Maya and Alice got off the train without any hassle until-

"Lilyflower!" called James from a long way-a-way. Lily groaned.

"Potter, quickly hide me" She ran behind me and Maya, I quickly changed my looks into a ginger haired, blue eyed tall girl.

" Lilyflower? Where are you?" Called James. I rolled my eyes.

"She's gone Potter, probably ran at the sight of your face" I said smirking.

"Ouch, Prongs, that gotta hurt" a familiar voice said. 

I froze.

'Was that? Surely not! Right! It can't be!' I thought to myself as I slowly turned around.

'Oh fudge! It's Sirius!' I groaned in my head.  

"Well Hellllooo, Whats your name pretty?" he asked flirting. 

Immediatly I blushed.

"Er..S-Sophie" W

Why did i lie? It's Sirius! Quickly, I grabbed Maya and Lily who both grabbed Alice and we all ran off, when we were a safe distance away I began to explain,

"Me and Sirius used to best friends until one day he just disappeared and I guess he went here! Oh and I'm a Kanstromid!" I said. 

Maya and Alice looked gobsmacked.

"Why did you change your look? Lie about your name?" Alice asked.

"I-I dunno!" I moaned and threw my head into my hands.

"You realize you've still not changed back to Tiffany" Maya told me

"Oh whoops" I quickly changed back "He'll realize at the feast!"

"Not if he is away planning the start of year prank with the marauders" Said Lily. I groaned and hit my head against Alice's shoulder.

"Come on let's get a carriage" Maya lead me onto one. I lent against Lily and sighed loudly. Great!

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~Sirius P.O.V~

"Paddy? PADDY?! PADFOOT?!"

I woke up and frowned. i turned my glare towards James. I growled.

"Why! Why did you wake me up?" I yelled at him. He put his hands up in a surrender.

"It's time to start planning" He grinned evilly. I grinned too but not as evilly.James is more evil than me. We high-fived and went to ROR to start planning. I looked up at James.

"Prongs! Prongsie! I have an idea" I whisper-yelled. James woke up with a start. I whispered my idea into James ear.

"Perfect" He grinned at me.

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Me and James were in our positions. Our hands full of paint that could only hit girls. We both grinned madly.

"Ready Prongs?" I whispered.

"Ready. Ready Paddy?" he whispered back. I gave a firm nod. Just as Dumbledore started his speech we made all the paint fall onto the girls. We cackled madly. Everyone was looking around confused. Some girls were outraged, some were laughing, having a paint fight, so just sat there not even noticing. One girl caught my eye, she was having a paint fight with Lily Evans. Strange, she looked familiar...

"Padfoot! We need to run!" James yelled at me. I laughed and we both ran away into our dorm. We were evil!

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Tiffany's P.O.V

Me and the first years walked through two tables. everyone was staring at me, whispering about. Lily caught my eye and gave me a thumbs up. We stopped at the front, a old tatty hat sat on the stool. I glanced around nervously. Four tables, Four house, loads of teachers and ah! Dumbledore! A familiar face. Finally! Dumbledore stood up and everyone stopped talking and looked towards him.

"Welcome to Ho-" He got interrupted by a ton of paint falling on everyone! What in the name of flying fishcakes! I looked around i was covered in blue and purple paint. I growled, only the girls where hit with the paint! WITNOFF! A splatter of paint hit my right ear. I spun around and saw Maya, Alice and Lily laughing.

"OH! IT'S ON!" I yelled running towards them throwing paint at them.

Finally Dumbledore managed to get everyone quiet and everyone cleaned up. Thank God for magic!

"As i was saying, Welcome to Hogwarts! Before we start on the first years, there is a... transfer who needs to be sorted! Over to you Professor Mcgonagall.

"Quiet! QUIET! Kally Tiffany!" she called out. I slowly walked to the front fiddling with the pocket of my robe. I sat on the stool nervously.

"Hmm... Difficult one you are Tiffany." A voice in my head said "Not slytherin; too kind, Not Ravenclaw; not stuck-up, Not Hufflepuff, not dumb, hm.... Well that leaves Gryffindor!"

I leaped off the stool and ran into Lily's arms. I was smiling like a madman, but I didn't care!