The VK's of UA

Quirk test

After Class 1-A had regained their composure form Izuku's display they have all lined up waiting for Aizawa to speak. "Well now that all of you have regained your composure we can start the quirk test."  Aizawa said.

"Wait a test after this asshole made the entire school vomit up all the food they ate all week?!" Bakugou yelled and pointed at Izuku fuming.

"Oh cry us a river pussy." The VKs say in unison.

"But sir what about orientation?" Ochako asks.

"Look here at UA give us teachers free reign to teach our classes as we see if." Midnight says.

"Yeah oh and by the way who ever comes in last is expelled ." Aizawa says.

"But that's not fair." Iida says.

Izuku smiles and gets an idea. "Think fast nerd." Izuku says and rushes Iida.

"Excu...." Iida stars to say but is cut off when a fast and hard kick is delivered to his dick making it snap in three places. This action made all the boys and Aizawa grab there crouch in pain.

"You kicked me in the dick, why why did you kick me in the dick." Iida says in a squeaky voice.

"To show you heroes that nothing is fair, also you can't have kids." Izuku said and smirked evilly.

"Nooooooo." Iida says crying.

"Ok well that happened." Midnight says not caring one bit about what Izuku did.

"Bakugou, you were the one that scored the highest on the entrance exam, come here and throw this ball." Aizawa said and held out the baseball.

Katsuki walked up to Aizawa and grabbed the baseball. Katsuki turned to look at the VK's and smirked at them as he got into position and kept eye contact. "DIE!" Katsuki yelled and tossed the ball letting out an explosion. Katsuki smiled widely thinking he has scared the VK's and turns to face them and sees them enjoying some calming jasmine tea.

"I say this jasmine tea is much better than the one on the island." Momo says.

"Agreed." Izuku says.

"Hey did you guys hear anything?" Ochako asks

"Yeah it sounded like a braking Pomeranian puppy." Shoto says.

"Oh I'm sorry did we miss anything important?" Izuku asked with a smug look and got up along with the VKs and stretched.

"I think he was trying to intimidate us." Momo said with a chuckle.

"Are you mocking me?!" Katsuki asked angrily.

"No, pfft yeah." Shoto said unable to keep a straight face.

"You see you would be intimidating if you were you know intimidating." Ochako said.

Katsuki growled and set off expositions in his hands and Izuku activated his quirk analysis quirk and smirks . "Interesting quirk you got there pineapple. In fact most of you do , except for 2 the walking grape and the Snow White Wanna be I mean talking to animals how in the FUCK did you get into UA?" Izuku asked and activated his AFO quirk and started to copy and improve on quirks he found interesting, and he currently had Aizawa and the teachers quirks blocked. "Such lovely additions to my collection." Izuku said as Tsuyu, Mineta, and a hand full of others looked on in fear.