The VK's of UA

Meeting the class

"How much longer is this going to take? I want Zuzu to fuck me already.~" Momo coos and rubs her legs together.

"Clam down babe, I'm sure the heroes are done reviewing our quirks, and are currently making plans on how to train us since we have never used them." Izuku says.

"Well, I did use mine before being locked away on Tartarus with Cremator when I was about five years old." Shoto says.

"Yeah but it's been years since then, you're mainly used to using your own strength like the rest of us are." Ochako says.

"But Izuku you could use your....." Shoto starts to say but is cut off when Izuku gives him a death glare.

"That's my ace in the hole, I don't want to show that unless I really need to." Izuku says, and gets nods from the others in response.

Soon the doors open up and the four pro heroes walk out with Nezu who is looking nervously at Izuku but quickly regains his composure. "Ok children, the four heroes that you see before you will choose which one of you they will watch over." Nezu says.

"Oh great a 24/7 babysitter what fun." Izuku says sarcastically.

"We could do without the sarcasm." Aizawa says in a monotone voice.

"And we could do without the shock collars, hobo man." Momo says with a smirk and gets snickers from everyone except Aizawa whose eyebrow is twitching.

"So can you guys hurry up and pick your Pokémon?" Izuku said smugly and smiled under his muzzle.

"I'll take the traitor's son." Aizawa says.

"Whatever Zombie." Shoto says and lies back on the seat.

"I'll take All for ones son!" Midnight and Ryukyu say in unison. And a silence falls across the room as they but heads with each other.

"The hell you are Slutnight! I'm going to look after him. I can turn into a dragon and hold him down!" Ryukyu yells.

"And I can knock him out instantly with my quirk, hoeukyu!" Midnight yells.

"And god knows what you would do to him when he's knocked out." Ryukyu yells.

"Only prepare him for the best night of his life~." Midnight says and smiles at Izuku.

"FUCK NO! YOU SLUTS ZUZU IS MINE!" Momo yells.

"FUCK OFF! He needs a woman not a little girl!" Midnight yells.

"KEY WORD WOMAN!, YOU'RE AN OLD HAG!!!" Ryukyu yells.

Soon the three are butting heads with each other and continue yelling insults and debating why they are better for Izuku. Who is currently just chilling in his chair watching the show with a smirk on his face.

"Shoto sweetie if you ever try and get a harem I'll cut your cock off, understand?" Ochaco whispers into his ear and smiles.

"Y-Yes ma'am!" Shoto yells with a stutter.

"ENOUGH I'LL BE LOOKING AFTER ALL FOR ONE'S SPWAN! AND WHY ON EARTH WOULD EITHER OF YOU TWO HEROES WOULD WANT TO DATE HIM?!" All Might yells after having to listen to this for ten minutes straight.

"Maybe because I'm more of a man than you." Izuku says with a smile as he gets up from the chair and walks over to All Might.

"How's your father's face?" All Might asks gritting his teeth.

"Just fine, how's Nana?" Izuku asks with a smirk,  a massive gasp from the heroes and slight chuckles from the VKs fill the room followed by a dead silence. And before Nezu could defuse the situation All Might hits Izuku square in the jaw.