Cheesy: Dude! Picking flowers isn't cool! You need to be more respectful towards life and living things!
Knife: Then why tf are you holding a shotgun
Cheesy: Oh this? We were just playing Russian Roulette!
Knife: Dude I don't think it's supposed to be played with a shotgun
(Cheesy shoots Trophy with his shotgun, killing him.)
Cheesy: I win!
(Cut to a bunch of objects shooting each other)
YOU ARE READING
Inanimate Insanity incorrect quotes
Aléatoireyes, the type of story that you at least saw once. might be crappy idk enjoy?