Trophy: Check off even one goddamn reason why I shouldn't hit you right in the face
TT: The scheduled walloping time isn't for another half hour
Cherries: My mom specifically instructed me to have a good day
Soap: I'm going to see the Liberty Bell for the first time later today, and I want everything to be perfect
MePhone4: Judge said I'd go to jail if someone punched me one more time
Pickle: I'm the last of my species!
Cheesy: When you move in to punch me, I'm going to hold a bucket up in front of my face, and then your fist will just punch the inside of an empty bucket and you'll look ridiculous
Suitcase: Wounding me emotionally would pay much higher dividends
Yin-Yang: I'll open my mouth and swallow your whole arm
Balloon: My face is filled with boiling hot water that will shoot out everywhere if you hit me
Lightbulb: This bullseye on my chin is not meant to be taken literally
Nickel: I'd rather just do it myself
Tea Kettle: You'll be late to supper
Cabby: My teeth are not yet ready to be harvested
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Randomyes, the type of story that you at least saw once. might be crappy idk enjoy?
