Not Who You Said - Muke

Chapter Five

Luke's POV

"and then I gave him my number but he never called so I know he's a flake" I say as I skype my online best friend, Kyle, picking at my faded nail polish. I had gave my number to "Michael" three nights before and hadn't heard a word from him since.

"Maybe he hasn't had time Luke, give the lad a chance." Kyle laughs at my newfound hatred for the catfish.

"What if he's like some 79 year old man, and he's tracking my down by my number." I mumble, wincing when I bite the hang nail I have off.

"Luke it's not that hard to track you down. Your location is on your PostIt. Besides I doubt if he was a 79 year old man he would want your-" Kyle starts to say but the ringing of my cellphone interrupts him, my nerves knotting into a ball at the thought of it being Michael Clifford on the other end.

"answer it" Kyle screams moving closer to his screen, as I hit accept and put the unknown caller on speaker phone.

"H-hello?" I squeak out rolling my eyes at myself for the squeaky voice, almost falling off my bed waiting for a reply, but none comes, instead there's banging and laughter, and the loudest thing, moaning.

"EW DID YOU BUTT DIAL ME DURING SEX?!" I scream, horrified that someone may have butt dialled me during their sexy time, probably at a party. Kyle's long ago rolled off his bed laughing, his face red at my horror.

"Calum! Stop moaning at your fucking food and hurry up we have sound check!" A familiar Aussie voice growls, stopping both me and Kyle as we look a each other through the screen eyes wide.

"Mikeyyyyyy loosen upppppp" Calum's voice giggles as another bang is heard and more laughter sounds out.

"Ashton is that a bin lid?" Kyle fanning himself sarcastically as I feel my face heat up.

"NO IT IS MY TRIBAL NECKLACE!" Ashton calls out in a weird voice, making me laugh.

"I want to be in the tribe! Can I be in the tribe." Michael calls out making me swoon at his voice, then squeal laughter as he calls it out again.

"Wait, what's that sound?" Calum asks and I hear the other end go quiet but I still can't stop laughing.

"Who's laughing?!" Ashton cries, as I hear everyone on the other end call out 'not me'

I suddenly can't hold my laughter back, as full on start giggling and snorting, attractive right?

"Uh guys. I butt dialled someone." A sheepish sounding Michael says, before I hear his voice again, timid this time.

"Hello?"

I take a second before failing to compose myself, giggling out a "Michael column?"

Silence.

Then.

"Luke?"