down in hell i met satan, aka luke (sex god) hemmings.
"so what brings you down to hell lil bitch?" he asked me.
"well you see i was dating this asian with the most oddest dingy dong-"
"oh you mean calum? yeah we were in a band for a while."
"yeah calum. anyways, he had this odd foot fetish right? and so he was smelling my feet and he just swallowed me whole."
"oh yeah we get that a lot.."
"really"
" goodness no who the hell has a foot fetish and swallows their girlfriend whole? oh thATS RIGHT ME!!!"
then he grabbed my foot deeply inhaled and swallowed me whole.
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GIVE ME FEET (calum hood)
Humorwhat do you do when calum hood, your boyfriend, has a foof fetish?
