Chapter 3

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by flopsexo

by flopsexo

KOULIS POV

Today is the rhird day of school. i got out of bed and put on my fancy emo clothes (aka my L death note cosplay but i treat it like actual clothes).

"koulis!! come down i have lentils for breakfast!!!" UGH i groaned "this is why women have no rights" i thought to myself, but went downstairs to eat regardless #nutritionistking. my dog, named baekhyun, couldnt stop barking at my other dog, nagito. i rolled my eyes and goed tom school.

{time skip}

thryskeutics was boring like usual. i wish there were pther subjects in this school. i went to the kylikeio to buy a tiropita because i was hungry bc i didnt eat my lentils bc thy were gross. as i approached the kylikeio i heard a faint sound of crying. i looked inside. the kylikeiarxhs was CRYING????

"hey are u okay what happened" i asked, being slightly concerned. the kylikeiarxhs, while annoying, was a very cheerful person, and hes the last person i could imagine crying.

"m-my husband divorced me" he said, wiping the tears from his eyes. "he said my dialogue was too well written for him to be with me....." "well that makes zero sense what the fuck does well written even mean we are REAL PEOPLE"

before the kylikeiafrxhs could even respond, i ran out of the school furiously. but before i did that, i bought my tiropita. (credits to floprax basedbatos aka admin meiqi on shindongie lover)

i goed home (thats where i live) and went straight to my room to check my phone. i saw a notification from my old childhood friend kazuichi. he was inviting me to a double date "u wont nhave a date though!! but dont worry about it everyone else here is really cool" his dm said. "except that weirdo ginger yirens dating. beware of him, he looks like trouble"

i hurried to the spot that they told me. i gasped when i saw my ex gf MEIQI sitting next to kazuichi

"hello my names meiqi and you are.... KOULIS????" she yelled "oh my gosh i havent seen u in bloody ages yet u havent changed a bit.. you still look like the kid who was forced ti take out the rubbish every day. are you perhaps out of the wardrobe yet??"

"no im not.... my parents and everyone at my religious school is homophobic.. thankfully i have a mafia boss to protect me derom all bullies" i sighed in relief

i didnt even notice the musty looking ginger staring rigfht at me with anger in his eyes. "h-hey akito this is not the time its okay" the woman next to him whispered to him. "i love you but please relax or give me a dall. pl,ease stop this. i cant support hate. i know this isnt your heart"

the gigner, im assuming named akito, sighed and said "...whatever man i dont have time for this" he groaned and left. "w-wait akito where are you going" she stood up ands ran after him. but before she did that she came up to me and said "names yiren. please give me a call and ill explain akitos behaviour. also dw ik ure gay i wont hit on u" she continued runing afterher bf.

"ummm....well we can do a normal date instead! and youll be the third wheel" kazuichi smiled. "i mean... okay i suppose" meiqi and kazuichi started telling me the story of how they met.

"right after i moved away" kazuichi said "i was a bloody mess!!!" "i see uve picked up on my bri ish accent" meiqi giggled "ofc baby"

my heart ached. i felt so lonely. before kaz moved away, he was always my ride or die. my best friend forever. but now he had someone that he cared about more than me. i had no one that considered me their favourite person in the planet anymore.....

"hey koulis!! everything alright?" meiqi asked "yeah yeah im fine just..... tired

"alright. when i met my jelly belly kazzy he was at the lowest point of his life. i saw him crying on the sidewalk because he had gotten kicked out of a restaurant" meiqi continues

"kicked out of a restaurant....huh?" i was so confused. kaz was one of the nicest and most wholesome people i knew. i cant imagine him ever causing a fuss on purpose

"for smelling bad of course!! he hadnt washed his jumpsuit in 3 years!" meiqi giggled

"come on my cutie patootie meimei you didnt have to say it like that....." kazuichi laughed nervously

i felt so uncomfortable and out of place. they had so much chemistry and didnt even seem to pay attention to me sometimes. "h-hey guys, its getting late i think its time for me to leave"

kaz and meiqi both looked at me puzzled ".....its only 10am???" kaz said "but i guess you must be real knackered to have to leave so early. see you around!!!!" "i was very chuffed to bits to meet you!! see u again soon!!!" meiqi also replied

"....yeah.. see you guys!" i said and left

MEANWHILE, IN AVLAKI HIGH

"come on xiao im sorry i accidentally put fish in ur almond tofu i swear it was an accident" the kylikeiarxhs said

"ugh....... useless worthless boring evil conquering"

"yeah yeah i know now please get off the rooftop and lets talk it out"