KOULIS POV
i waked up in a normal mood today. i could tell today was gonna be boring....unless????
i went downstairs to greet my mom adn eat my breakfact lentils. i missed my dog nagito. i wonder what hes up to. i walked to school with more determination than usual - im not sure why. maybe its the fact that i played the entirety of undertale after school yesterday.
right before i went through thr school gate, i noticed the rooftop yaksha staring at the floor. his kylikeiarxhs bf was behind him, yelling at him for something. the principal morax was trying to stop them
"come on venti i didnt mean it that way"
"its okay Alatus. i dont want to interrupt your yaksha business"
"how can i make it up to u"
"just... leave me alone for a second"
i didnt care enough to eavesdrop further, so i walked into school.
just before i got into class, i saw a boy in a levi ackerman cosplay running towards me with an angy look on his face. he grabbed my wrist and dragged me into the janitors closet. he pushed the janitor - a purple haired dude with some blue hair that looked a little gay - out of his own closet "sorry rui ill pay u back later" he said and turned to me.
"YOU......" he screamed "you have made my life a living hell you stupid WERETIGER" he said and winded up a punch like a cartoon character. before he could hit me though, some bursted inside the room and blocked his hand. "shindong!!" i said, reliefed, but when i saw the mans face, i froze. he wasnt shindong. it didnt even look like him at all. the new mafia boss had bright red, obviously dyed hair. u could tell by his very fried hair and brown roots showing. he had a lot of tattoos as well, and was very ugly
"ure not shindong!!! why r u here????" i screamed. "isnt it obvious?" the man, with a tampelaki that said "Hello! My name is 𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔶" written on it. it looks just like the ones they have at skl*benit. "im here because im a huge fan and worshipper of barbatos. i also killed shindong bc he liked morax more than him. now come with ME!!!!!" he grabbed sinboy, drew a rune on his arm, opened a portal and teleported away.
i was too stunned to speak. even if tsipras was an asshole he didnt deserve this.
i was so lost in thought thst i didnt even notice the kyleikiarhs tears right infront of me. rui the janitor was cleaning them with a hatsune miku themed sfouggaristra