Various character Crack fic/ incorrect quotes

One Piece Incorrect Quotes!

This is for my good pal Ray682 

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Law: "If you're fortunate enough, your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness."

Luffy: "Not if I swallow this glow stick." :)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Koala: "Sabo, What is the one thing I tell you every morning?" 

Sabo: "Wake up."

Koala: "No, the other thing."

Sabo: "For the love of God, stop sleeping naked?"

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Thatch: "What will Ace do as a distraction?"

Haruta: "He'll probably make a noise or throw a rock or something."

 [The marine base catches on fire]

 Marco: "Or he could do that."

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Killer: "Why the f*ck did you think that was a good idea?" 

Kid: "Hey at least I fixed it."

Killer: "Putting a bandaid on your stab wound doesn't count as fixing it."

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Coby: "Dude, you have to take responsibility for your actions." 

Luffy: "Legally, you can't force me to do that, so no thanks."

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Bartolomeo: "It's okay to give up. Not everyone is going to like you, you are not Luffy-senpai."

 Cavendish: "Not everyone likes Luffy."

Bartolomeo: "I'm going to need some names."

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Sabo: [Writing his letter before he leaves] "Luffy if you are reading this-" 

Sabo: "Can Luffy read?"

Sabo: "Ace if you are reading this to Luffy-"

Sabo: "I know Ace can't read."

Sabo: "Dadan if you are reading this to Luffy and Ace."

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Kid: "Surgery is just stabbing someone to life."

Law: "Never become a surgeon."

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Kid: "I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were dying and I had a snail to call a doctor, I'd order a pizza." 

Hawkins: "......."

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Nami: "Okay. I'll take the ones on the right, you take the ones on the left."

 Usopp: "But there's twice as many on the left."

 Nami: "I know. I can count."

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