Various character Crack fic/ incorrect quotes

My Hero Academia Incorrect quotes!

(Y/N): "If you add 'UwU' at the end of every sentence it makes it cute."

Midoriya : "You're right UwU"

Iida: "I agree UwU"

Bakugo : "I'm gonna kill you all UwU"

Todoroki: "Don't UwU"

Bakugo: "F*ck you UwU"

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Bakugo: "I'M A HERO NOT A THUG!"

Midoriya: "Then name one law.."

Bakugo: "Don't murder people!"

Midoriya: "that's on me, I set the bar to low.."

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(Y/n): "Good luck Midoriya! break a leg!"

Midoriya: : )

(Y/n): "Wait No.."

Midoriya: : ) : )

(Y/n): "Izuku No!"

Midoriya: : ) :' )

(Y/n): "No!"

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(Y/n): "I can speak cat."

Bakugo: "What the f*ck..?"

(Y/n): "I'm serious."

Bakugo: *Drags a cat into the room*

Cat: "Meow"

Bakugo: "Well..?"

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Bakugo: "Am I going to far..?"

(Y/n): "No, no, no, you went to far seven hours ago.. now your going to jail."

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Aizawa: "Today, like all other days we are.."

All of class 1-A: "Watching another movie..  :/ "

Aizawa: "Exactly. and why..?"

(Y/n): "a bi*ch is tired "

Aizawa: *Getting into his sleeping bag* "A bi*ch is tired" 

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Midoriya: "My hero career is dying help me budget!"

-1,000 for food

-500 for rent

-2,000 for all might body pillows

-150,000 medical bills for broken bones

Everyone: "Then stop breaking your bones!"

Midoriya: "No."

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(Y/n): *Gives Bakugo a sticker for doing a good job*

(Y/n): "This is not just any sticker! It's a sticker of a kitty saying "Me- wow!"