Who Made Me A Princess : Incorrect Quotes

Random Dump (Felix Version)

Y/n - Soo...did you kiss her?
Felix - No. the moment wasn't right and I wanted my first kiss with Lady Lilian to be special
Y/n - Awwww Felix, that's so sweet. You chickened out like a little bitch-

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Y/n - Oh! A package from my mom
Felix, curiously - What is it?
Y/n - It's heavy. Must be her disappointment in me

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Toddler!Felix - You're so tall, Y/n! What do you see up there?
Y/n, who waited for this moment for their whole life, in a deep voice - Everyone's flaws 

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Felix - What's this?
Y/n - My to-do list
Felix, sweat-dropping - Why is my name written here?

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Felix - How did you find me?
Y/n, after Felix ate the last oreo - It was simple. I followed the sound of complete and utter BETRAYAL!