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Y/n - I think we should get a divorce
Felix - What are you doing?
Y/n - Just practicing
Felix - W..why are you planning your hypothetical divorce?
Y/n - I don't know I'm (your age)
I think I am having a quarter life crisis
Felix - You don't even have someone to court you
Y/n - Hypothetically divorce me!
Felix - Okay, then I am hypothetically taking half your assets
Y/n - Well you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup
Is it?
It's called a prenup right?
Claude - Yeah it's called a prenup and you did hypothetically sign one so...
Y/n - Who the hell is this guy?
Claude - I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case
Y/n - Then I'm taking the hypothetical kids and  so
Right? We could get those right?
Lucas - Yes we can definitely get the hypothetical kids. Don't worry about it
Felix - Who is this hypothetical nerd?
Idiot
Y/n - This is my hypothetical lawyer and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other so...
Felix - How could.....how could you hypothetically do this to me?
Y/n - Because you hypothetically are an alcoholic so...
Athanasia - What are you guys hypothetically doing?
Everyone involved in the conversation - Don't know

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