Kaeya x reader (Lemon)

Heh, I bet I can glide better.

If you think Genshin Impact is a good game, you're stupid. The only thing that makes it fun are the anime graphics, which makes all the weebs scream after they see those faces. Its not even that good. There's too many things to learn and the enemies are really overpowered, and combined with awful mechanics, you're sure to rage quit after 10 minutes. The worst part is the gacha mechanics. Gacha is just a made up term for gambling. Instead of earning the characters, you pay for them, and its not even guaranteed that you will get what you want, you just have to keep pulling out money until you get your stupid anime girl that controls ice. The names are also confusing, how can you expect me to pronounce "xiao" and "ittoe"? And the company that made the game, Mihoyo, has the dumbest motto i've ever heard."Tech Otakus save the world?" what kind of motto is that? I though mottoes are supposed to empower you and help you get past challenges, instead they ruin it by adding that stupid motto. Truly just a Zelda ripoff made by a greedy moneywhore. If you think Genshin Impact is a good game, you're stupid. The only thing that makes it fun are the anime graphics, which makes all the weebs scream after they see those faces. Its not even that good. There's too many things to learn and the enemies are really overpowered, and combined with awful mechanics, you're sure to rage quit after 10 minutes. The worst part is the gacha mechanics. Gacha is just a made up term for gambling. Instead of earning the characters, you pay for them, and its not even guaranteed that you will get what you want, you just have to keep pulling out money until you get your stupid anime girl that controls ice. The names are also confusing, how can you expect me to pronounce "xiao" and "ittoe"? And the company that made the game, Mihoyo, has the dumbest motto i've ever heard."Tech Otakus save the world?" what kind of motto is that? I though mottoes are supposed to empower you and help you get past challenges, instead they ruin it by adding that stupid motto. Truly just a Zelda ripoff made by a greedy moneywhore. If you think Genshin Impact is a good game, you're stupid. The only thing that makes it fun are the anime graphics, which makes all the weebs scream after they see those faces. Its not even that good. There's too many things to learn and the enemies are really overpowered, and combined with awful mechanics, you're sure to rage quit after 10 minutes. The worst part is the gacha mechanics. Gacha is just a made up term for gambling. Instead of earning the characters, you pay for them, and its not even guaranteed that you will get what you want, you just have to keep pulling out money until you get your stupid anime girl that controls ice. The names are also confusing, how can you expect me to pronounce "xiao" and "ittoe"? And the company that made the game, Mihoyo, has the dumbest motto i've ever heard."Tech Otakus save the world?" what kind of motto is that? I though mottoes are supposed to empower you and help you get past challenges, instead they ruin it by adding that stupid motto. Truly just a Zelda ripoff made by a greedy moneywhore. If you think Genshin Impact is a good game, you're stupid. The only thing that makes it fun are the anime graphics, which makes all the weebs scream after they see those faces. Its not even that good. There's too many things to learn and the enemies are really overpowered, and combined with awful mechanics, you're sure to rage quit after 10 minutes. The worst part is the gacha mechanics. Gacha is just a made up term for gambling. Instead of earning the characters, you pay for them, and its not even guaranteed that you will get what you want, you just have to keep pulling out money until you get your stupid anime girl that controls ice. The names are also confusing, how can you expect me to pronounce "xiao" and "ittoe"? And the company that made the game, Mihoyo, has the dumbest motto i've ever heard."Tech Otakus save the world?" what kind of motto is that? I though mottoes are supposed to empower you and help you get past challenges, instead they ruin it by adding that stupid motto. Truly just a Zelda ripoff made by a greedy moneywhore. If you think Genshin Impact is a good game, you're stupid. The only thing that makes it fun are the anime graphics, which makes all the weebs scream after they see those faces. Its not even that good. There's too many things to learn and the enemies are really overpowered, and combined with awful mechanics, you're sure to rage quit after 10 minutes. The worst part is the gacha mechanics. Gacha is just a made up term for gambling. Instead of earning the characters, you pay for them, and its not even guaranteed that you will get what you want, you just have to keep pulling out money until you get your stupid anime girl that controls ice. The names are also confusing, how can you expect me to pronounce "xiao" and "ittoe"? And the company that made the game, Mihoyo, has the dumbest motto i've ever heard."Tech Otakus save the world?" what kind of motto is that? I though mottoes are supposed to empower you and help you get past challenges, instead they ruin it by adding that stupid motto. Truly just a Zelda ripoff made by a greedy moneywhore. If you think Genshin Impact is a good game, you're stupid. The only thing that makes it fun are the anime graphics, which makes all the weebs scream after they see those faces. Its not even that good. There's too many things to learn and the enemies are really overpowered, and combined with awful mechanics, you're sure to rage quit after 10 minutes. The worst part is the gacha mechanics. Gacha is just a made up term for gambling. Instead of earning the characters, you pay for them, and its not even guaranteed that you will get what you want, you just have to keep pulling out money until you get your stupid anime girl that controls ice. The names are also confusing, how can you expect me to pronounce "xiao" and "ittoe"? And the company that made the game, Mihoyo, has the dumbest motto i've ever heard."Tech Otakus save the world?" what kind of motto is that? I though mottoes are supposed to empower you and help you get past challenges, instead they ruin it by adding that stupid motto. Truly just a Zelda ripoff made by a greedy moneywhore. If you think Genshin Impact is a good game, you're stupid. The only thing that makes it fun are the anime graphics, which makes all the weebs scream after they see those faces. Its not even that good. There's too many things to learn and the enemies are really overpowered, and combined with awful mechanics, you're sure to rage quit after 10 minutes. The worst part is the gacha mechanics. Gacha is just a made up term for gambling. Instead of earning the characters, you pay for them, and its not even guaranteed that you will get what you want, you just have to keep pulling out money until you get your stupid anime girl that controls ice. The names are also confusing, how can you expect me to pronounce "xiao" and "ittoe"? And the company that made the game, Mihoyo, has the dumbest motto i've ever heard."Tech Otakus save the world?" what kind of motto is that? I though mottoes are supposed to empower you and help you get past challenges, instead they ruin it by adding that stupid motto. Truly just a Zelda ripoff made by a greedy moneywhore. If you think Genshin Impact is a good game, you're stupid. The only thing that makes it fun are the anime graphics, which makes all the weebs scream after they see those faces. Its not even that good. There's too many things to learn and the enemies are really overpowered, and combined with awful mechanics, you're sure to rage quit after 10 minutes. The worst part is the gacha mechanics. Gacha is just a made up term for gambling. Instead of earning the characters, you pay for them, and its not even guaranteed that you will get what you want, you just have to keep pulling out money until you get your stupid anime girl that controls ice. The names are also confusing, how can you expect me to pronounce "xiao" and "ittoe"? And the company that made the game, Mihoyo, has the dumbest motto i've ever heard."Tech Otakus save the world?" what kind of motto is that? I though mottoes are supposed to empower you and help you get past challenges, instead they ruin it by adding that stupid motto. Truly just a Zelda ripoff made by a greedy moneywhore. If you think Genshin Impact is a good game, you're stupid. The only thing that makes it fun are the anime graphics, which makes all the weebs scream after they see those faces. Its not even that good. There's too many things to learn and the enemies are really overpowered, and combined with awful mechanics, you're sure to rage quit after 10 minutes. The worst part is the gacha mechanics. Gacha is just a made up term for gambling. Instead of earning the characters, you pay for them, and its not even guaranteed that you will get what you want, you just have to keep pulling out money until you get your stupid anime girl that controls ice. The names are also confusing, how can you expect me to pronounce "xiao" and "ittoe"? And the company that made the game, Mihoyo, has the dumbest motto i've ever heard."Tech Otakus save the world?" what kind of motto is that? I though mottoes are supposed to empower you and help you get past challenges, instead they ruin it by adding that stupid motto. Truly just a Zelda ripoff made by a greedy moneywhore. If you think Genshin Impact is a good game, you're stupid. The only thing that makes it fun are the anime graphics, which makes all the weebs scream after they see those faces. Its not even that good. There's too many things to learn and the enemies are really overpowered, and combined with awful mechanics, you're sure to rage quit after 10 minutes. The worst part is the gacha mechanics. Gacha is just a made up term for gambling. Instead of earning the characters, you pay for them, and its not even guaranteed that you will get what you want, you just have to keep pulling out money until you get your stupid anime girl that controls ice. The names are also confusing, how can you expect me to pronounce "xiao" and "ittoe"? And the company that made the game, Mihoyo, has the dumbest motto i've ever heard."Tech Otakus save the world?" what kind of motto is that? I though mottoes are supposed to empower you and help you get past challenges, instead they ruin it by adding that stupid motto. Truly just a Zelda ripoff made by a greedy moneywhore. If you think Genshin Impact is a good game, you're stupid. The only thing that makes it fun are the anime graphics, which makes all the weebs scream after they see those faces. Its not even that good. There's too many things to learn and the enemies are really overpowered, and combined with awful mechanics, you're sure to rage quit after 10 minutes. The worst part is the gacha mechanics. Gacha is just a made up term for gambling. Instead of earning the characters, you pay for them, and its not even guaranteed that you will get what you want, you just have to keep pulling out money until you get your stupid anime girl that controls ice. The names are also confusing, how can you expect me to pronounce "xiao" and "ittoe"? And the company that made the game, Mihoyo, has the dumbest motto i've ever heard."Tech Otakus save the world?" what kind of motto is that? I though mottoes are supposed to empower you and help you get past challenges, instead they ruin it by adding that stupid motto. Truly just a Zelda ripoff made by a greedy moneywhore. If you think Genshin Impact is a good game, you're stupid. The only thing that makes it fun are the anime graphics, which makes all the weebs scream after they see those faces. Its not even that good. There's too many things to learn and the enemies are really overpowered, and combined with awful mechanics, you're sure to rage quit after 10 minutes. The worst part is the gacha mechanics. Gacha is just a made up term for gambling. Instead of earning the characters, you pay for them, and its not even guaranteed that you will get what you want, you just have to keep pulling out money until you get your stupid anime girl that controls ice. The names are also confusing, how can you expect me to pronounce "xiao" and "ittoe"? And the company that made the game, Mihoyo, has the dumbest motto i've ever heard."Tech Otakus save the world?" what kind of motto is that? I though mottoes are supposed to empower you and help you get past challenges, instead they ruin it by adding that stupid motto. Truly just a Zelda ripoff made by a greedy moneywhore.