Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Pippi: I choose to waive that right!
Pippi: *screaming*
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Cash: So that's my plan.A.J: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.Cash: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.A.J: It fucking sucks.
Cash: That's not constructive criticism.
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Pippi: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
A.J: You're a hazard to society
Cash: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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*A.J and Cash sitting in jail together*
A.J: So who should we call?
Cash: I'd call Toothpick, but I feel safer in jail
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Sugar: They stole from me first!
A.J: Mhm.
Sugar: Stole my heart...
Toothpick: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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Cash: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
A.J: Cash no.
Toothpick: Mistlefoe.
A.J: Please stop encouraging him.
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Sugar: What do you think Boy Scout will do for a distraction?
Toothpick: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Toothpick: ... or he could do that
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~Goodbye~ - Kai🤘🏾
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Seven 20's memes
HumorYou see the title...🙄 SIKE...These oc's does NOT belong to me they belong to @EboniiOnWatt and there is a book on here called "The Seven Twenties" in my reading list. SPOILER ALERT!!
