Cash: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
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Cash: Well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
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Angel, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Cash : *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Sugar: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Angel: I think you mean cards.
Sugar, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sugar: Okay, truth or dare?
Angel: Truth.
Sugar: How many hours have you slept this week?
Angel: ...Dare
Sugar: Go to bed.
Angel: I don't like this game.
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Sugar: Violence isn't the answer.
Toothpick: You're right.
Sugar: *sighs in relief*
Toothpick: Violence is the question.
Sugar: What?
Toothpick, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Sugar, running after him: NO-
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Sugar: You know, not every problem can be solved with a fist.
Toothpick: That's why I have two fists.
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Cash: Am I going too far?
Cop: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Toothpick: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Cash's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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sup glad you enjoyed but gotta go - Kai👍🏾
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Seven 20's memes
HumorYou see the title...🙄 SIKE...These oc's does NOT belong to me they belong to @EboniiOnWatt and there is a book on here called "The Seven Twenties" in my reading list. SPOILER ALERT!!
