Seven 20's memes

More incorrect quotes because...

Read. The. Title.

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Me: So are we flirting right now?

Tiana: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Me: That doesn't answer my question

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Tiana: You're right.

Cash: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Cash: Do you take constructive criticism?

Eboni: I only take cash or credit.

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Cash: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

AJ: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Sugar: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, AJ, learn to listen.

Toothpick: What if it bites itself and I die?

Starboy: That's voodoo.

Ollie: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

AJ: That's correlation, not causation.

Toothpick: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Starboy: That's kinky.

Cash: Oh my God.

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Cash, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
AJ: Hey.
Sugar: Hi.
Toothpick: Hello.
Starboy: Hey!
Cash: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Ollie: We were out of Doritos.

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Cash: Dumbest scar stories, go!
AJ: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Sugar: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Toothpick: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Starboy: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Ollie:
Ollie: I have emotional scars.

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Cash: We need to distract these guys
AJ: Leave it to me
AJ: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Sugar, Toothpick, and Starboy: *Immediately begin arguing*
Ollie, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Cash: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
AJ: ...I did. I broke it.
Cash: No. No you didn't. Sugar?
Sugar: Don't look at me. Look at Toothpick.
Toothpick: What?! I didn't break it.
Sugar: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Toothpick: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Sugar: Suspicious.
Toothpick: No, it's not!
Starboy: If it matters, probably not, but Ollie was the last one to use it.
Ollie: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Starboy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Ollie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Starboy!
AJ: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Cash.
Cash: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Starboy: Cash... Sugar's been awfully quiet.
Sugar: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Cash, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Cash: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Cash:
Cash: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Cash: Time for plan G.
AJ: Don't you mean plan B?
Cash: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Sugar: What about plan D?
Cash: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Toothpick: What about plan E?
Cash: I'm hoping not to use it. Starboy dies in plan E.
Ollie: I like plan E.

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ANDDD CUT!!

That was it for todayyy ~Kai👋🏾