(I have no idea what I'm doing. This will have a lot of fighting between cartman and everyone mostly-)
Cartman's pov:
Dude this is so fucking sweet. I get to leave southpark for 1 day to go to some island. It's stupid that I only have 10 more hours or some shit. The only bad part about this is that I can't tell khal he's a stupid jew. And the people here aren't even fun. They just chill in the outdoor pool of the hotel I'm staying in. I just feel like I'm forgetting something. And it's not my mom because she's at that stupid pool being the stupid sl-. Anyway. We bring the dumb cat. I don't even know why.
She keeps making stupid noises like. "Mreaaaoww" or. "MeaaroOoOOWEEEERR". It's hella dumb. SHIT! THE STUPID FRENCH KID! PIP! I LEFT IT IN MY BASEMENT AND KAHL AND STAN KNOW ABOUT IT. THEY COULD'VE TOLD ITS LITTLE " BOYFRWIEND" THAT I LEFT IT IN THERE! Oh well. I'm too kewl for anyone to beat me up.
Damien's pov:
I wake up to stan and kyle shaking me to wake me up. "DUDE! WAKE UP", they both say. " well guys. Why don't we just let him sleep and wake him up later?", Pip says. I slightly open my eyes but it's sorta blurry so I can't see anything. I say in a tired voice "fuck off dad... I don't care that you got another boyfriend.." Then I hear Philip slightly laughing-. I open my eyes and get off the bed "PHILIP?". " hi!" He responded. "Okay. Ignore what's been going on. I say we get revenge on cartman for what that fatass did,", I say. " hell yeah!", Stan and kyle say. Philip only smiles. Let's get revenge on this fatass.
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{Lost.} pip x damien
Fanfictionthis is my first story so don't mind if I made some mistakes- Just a warning that this story will have a lot of switching POVs. so yeah- enjoy!
