{Lost.} pip x damien

oh. (final part?)

(I'm sick so I can't write very well rn so if I make any mistakes or put anything that doesn't make sense please tell me. Also i decided.. no gore 🥲 im not the best at writing that so ill have to get some practice before. Ill shush now and let yall read )

1 week later:

Kyle's pov:

Me, pip and Damien are waiting for stan to get cartman.
*4 minutes later*

Eric:"hey! Are you guys excited??"

Pfft. Wow he already forgot we did this to him? Not surprised due to the fact that that was a while ago. But still.

"yEah!" Damiens voice cracks along from when he speaks. After he walks closer to pip while looking at cartman with a death stare.

We all start walking down the trail. A few conversations start between some but then stop. I, haven't said a word. Yet. I grab my phone out of my back pocket. '12:30' I didn't notice it was that late..

"Kahl? Your being awfhully quiet."

"Yeah. And?" I mumble while putting my phone in my back pocket again.

Silence....
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I hear cartman whisper something about 69 to stan and then he starts laughing(cartman). Ugh. Cartman. Right now? I mean. Sure. Sometimes those jokes can be funny but-. But not right now. We're in a forest walking to some cabin. Not the best time fattass.
*1-2 minutes later*

We arrive. Stan walks over to me with a. . .
Concerning. Look on his face.
He leans over slightly. Whispering in my ear. "You ready?.."
I look down. Trying not to feel shame.
"Yeah.."
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Cartmans pov:

Wow. This. Is. The. BEST DAY.! I kidnap pip or whatever and they give me a gift for it!! They didn't say it but.

They didn't need to! I'm so happy right now!
I walk inside. Placing my computer down.

"So? Guhys? Whahts the wifi ?"

Stan starts walking toward me. Maybe he's gonna show me it? But I don't see any wifi names popping up so that's a bit confusing

Stans pov:

Right after cartman speaks I walk next to him. Holding the hammer that is clearly out of his sight. I grip the hammer tighter as kyle and damien walk behind me without cartman knowing.
Without warning. I slam the hammer on the computer.

I hear a gasp come from cartman. I don't care. I'm done with this fattass. I drop the hammer quickly and grab the computer before cartman. I throw the computer at the wood wall. Leaving a smallish dent in the wall.

I grab hold of cartman so he can't stop anyone as Damien walks up to the computer. Clearly hesitant about what he's about to do. 1. 2. SPLASH. He opens the zip lock bag he had full of water over cartmans computer.

I grip cartmans arms tighter . His mouth is wide open is surprise. I think I saw a tear go down his face.

I see kyle grab the remains of the computer outside as I let go of cartman.
He falls to his knees mouth still wide open along with his eyes.

...

We did this. For pip. For Damien. For everyone who had their life's ruined by that PIECE OF SHIT.
I walk out of the cabin with Damien to meet kyle and pip. Who are looking down at a pile of dirt. Where the hid the computer remains. We leave cartman here. And walk down the trail again.

(I'm stopping it there. I know. I know. It's was short. I wanted it to be at 500 words but I guess I don't have to skill for that. Sorry if i didnt add enough detail. Well. I'm done writing southpark for now-. hopefully this is good enough for yall to stick with. [Also I forgot to mention this but cartman broke his phone before this so he only had a computer. Not anymore tho 🧍]