Quackity woke u before Wilbur, as per usual, he went and got changed not doing his buttons up once again, he was brushing his teeth as Wilbur woke up, Quackity left the bathroom walking into the main room where Wilbur got up and did Quackity's buttons again, ''are you going to do this every morning while you're here?'' Quackity asked ''yes, yes i will.'' Wilbur answered doing the last button then standing up, a knock was at the door, ''Come in!'' Quackity yelled as what seemed to be a very bothered Tommy, ''What happened to you?'' Wilbur said pointing to Tommy's very obvious frown, ''Techno being a fucking dickhead, that's what happened'' He said, ''oh i bet.'' Wilbur said taking a cigarette, lighting it and smoking it ''would you stop fucking smoking in our room you dumbass!?'' Quackity yelled out tugging the cigarette and stepping on it (hardwood floors) then hoovering the ashes and the cigarette ''why should i stop? its fucking fun.'' Wilbur spat out rolling his eyes ''yeah it ruins the property value.'' Quackity said putting on his coat leaving ''bye soot.'' Quackity finished now out of sight, Tommy and Wilbur ran after him to get in the elevator, being on one of the top floors isnt exactly ideal when you're impatient, waiting or the elevator would be havoc, they got there in-time ''fuck sake man!'' Tommy said bent over with his hands on his knees ''surprised someone as old as Wilbur can run'' Quackity said earning a very obvious glare from Wilbur ''atleast im not older then fucking philza'' Wilbur spat out shoving Quackity as they left the elevator ''what aren't you like, 42?'' Quackity said walking in front of them Wilbur didn't respond ''mhm exactly'' Quackity said, ''you guys are literally 2 of the gayest people ive seen'' Tommy said shoving both of them ''im going, bye.'' Tommy finished leaving the hotel, Wilbur stared at the door as Quackity left to go get his usual coffee, when he came back Wilbur was still there, he looked rather distraught at it, ''oi, come on'' Quackity said leaving and Wilbur followed him, he was like a pet to Quackity, he chuckled at the thought of Wilbur being like a pet, The both got to the casino, Wilbur sat at the r head in his arms as Quackity looked at the machines, various ones set out in rows, pool tables and poker sets, the money he'd spent on this confused almost everyone.
A FEW HOURS LATER
''Oh for fucks sake!'' Quackity yelled out then huffing in defeat, this startled Wilbur ''What is it?'' he said looking over ''I cant fucking fix the machine!'' Quackity said standing up with his arms crossed, Wilbur walked over and sat at the front, ''Whats wrong with it?'' he asked, ''It fried while someone was using it, then it stopped working after i fixed it.'' Quackity said Wilbur opened the door, moving a few things, then turning it on. ''done'' he said in a mocking tone, Quackity stood there just as angry as he was before ''how the fuck did you fix it?!'' he said pushing him into another machine, Wilbur, who was taken back by the strength of Quackity stuttered ''i- it just needed a few things moved!'' He said walking back over, pushing Quackity back as well, Quackity sighed and left to his office, Wilbur followed sitting across from Quackity falling asleep once again, ''you are soo, sleepy like all the time.'' Quackity said ''im tired, asshole'' Wilbur said moving to the floor to sleep, Quackity didnt care, Sam came in ''Quackity, foolish needs those papers by tomorrow.'' He said standing next to Wilbur's feet ''here, take these to him.'' Quackity said bluntly, ''uh- why is Wilbur on the floor?'' Sam asked looking down ''Cuz i am!-- dickhead'' Wilbur said getting kicked in the head by Quackity ''oh for fucks sake!'' Wilbur yelled out, Sam left and Quackity put in one of Wilbur's disc's listening to it, Wilbur fell asleep, ^Knock Knock^
''Come in!'' Quackity yelled, keeping the record in, Techno walked in, ''Oi, need my brother.'' Techno said looking at the man on the floor, ''idk, take him he's asleep on my floors'' Quackity said shrugging, athough he didnt like the piglin infront of him, he knew if he killed him or threatened him to Wilbur would probably blow his country up. Techno said he' be back for him, and left. Quackity got up from his chair and looked down at Wilbur, debating wether to wake him up or let him sleep, he decided to let him sleep, he didnt know what to do so he just sat on his chair spinning on it for about 5 minutes before waking Wilbur up to go to the bar, ''WAKE UP DICKHEAD'' he yelled in his ears, WIlbur woke up, slowly, Quackity thought he'd jump but okay.
SKIP TO THE BAR
Quackity sat on the stool next to Wilbur, Niki was working at the bar that night, ''Hello you ! surprising to see you Wilbur!'' Niki exclaimed cheerfully ''Hi Niki.'' Wilbur said still very tired, Quackity nudged him to get up, and he did, ''Can i get red wine please Niki'' Quackity said as Niki wrote it down, ''And for you Wilbur?'' Niki said, ever so slightly less cheerfully, ''vodka'' he said, still as rude, ''Mixers?'' she said now not speaking with a cheerful tone, ''no'' he got slapped by Quackity, ''no thanks'' he said putting his head down, ''Alright then!'' niki said, then left ''Why are you so rude to everyone!'' Quackity exclaimed to be able to be heard through the music, ''Fuck off!'' Wilbur yelled at him, keeping his head down as Niki brought the drinks, the both paying for then, Wilbur drunk it straight away, Quackity did not, ''go back to the hotel if you're THAT tired'' Quackity said sliding him the key, ''i am, asshole'' Wilbur said ''leave the door unlocked!'' Quackity yelled as Wilbur left to the hotel.Quackity kept drinking, seeing Glatt float around, seeing Foolish and Sam at a table together, he decided to not join them as he sat still drinking scrolling on his phone, instead Sam and Foolish joined him ''Heyy Q'' Foolish said noticing he's a bit bothered, ''Hi Foolish.'' He spat ''Are you okay?'' Sam asked lifting his head up to be seen to Quackity ''Quite frankly im not.'' He said, getting another glass of wine ''Oh'' Sam said ''What happened Quackity?'' Foolish followed up ''You know how Wilbur Was here?'' he said getting a confuse look form Foolish, ''no you didnt Sam did'' Quackity finished pinching his nose bridge ''Yeah?'' Sam said, wanting to know why he was upset ''He was being a dick, we came here an hour or so after you left and started being a real ass to Niki, before that he was genuinely just being annoying.'' Quackity said, changing his drink to vodka with lemonade ''where is he now?'' Sam asked, ''Hotel, im going there in a bit so it doesnt matter'' Quackity said, putting his head on the bar, Charlie walked in, ''Quackity from Las Nevadas!!'' He yelled running to him, arms open as Quakity got off the stool with his arms wide open, ''Charlie! ma mann!''Quackity yelled out hugging the man (hes not dying here.) ''Wilbur from L'manburg is sat in your office!'' Charlie said bubbly, Quackity's face changed, ''c'mon charlie lets go'' Q said, leaving with Charlie going to the office.
OFFICE
Wilbur sat on Q's chair, spinning in it, knowing Charlie probably told Quackity that he was thre, Wilbur was spinning, clicking Quackity's pen as Quackity burst in with charlie dumbfounded behind him, Quackity stormed up lifting Wilbur up by the collar of his jumper ''I SAID GO TO THE HOTEL NOT MY FUCKING OFFICE.'' Quackity yelled as Wilbur just stood there with his hands on the other's arm ''LET GO '' Wilbur yelled back, shoving Quackity into a wall, Charlie ran out, probably to get Sam and Foolish, anyone really. Quackity grabbed Wilbur's arm and bit it, Wilbur slapped him hard making Quackity let go, Wilbur started yelling at him, Quackity yelled back, Quackity ended up punching him, Wilbur falling to the floor still screaming at him, Sam and Foolish burst in seeing Quackity with a harsh red mark on his face, Wilbur with a bloody nose and a bite mark on Wilbur's coat, ''YOU TWO CALM DOWN!'' Sam yelled as Foolish ran over, grabbing Quackity as Sam ran over grabbing Wilbur, even if they didt fight much it would've gotten alot worse seeing as Quackity was tipsy, and Wilbur was both drunk and tired, (also being insane but shhh.).
A few minutes later..
Foolish was cleaning up Quackity, Sam was cleaning Wibur's lip (how did Quackity also get his lip? dont sk me bro) Quackity and Wilbur still yelling insults like 'Dickhead' or 'asshole' every 2 minutes, Sam and Foolish didnt know where to put Wilbur for the night, they decided they'd let him stay in the sme room, so thats what they did.
HOTEL
Quackity was in bed, next to Wilbur neither of them talking to eachother, Quackity and WIlbur still facing the other, despite Quackity being mad at him, he pulled Wilbur close, both of them falling asleep
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I hate you - A TNTduo book
Fanfictionthis is based off of @ohrubie 's 'Blue Orchids' book, it wont continue off from where they left off but its based off of it so before you read this, please read that and respect them for deciding to take a break/discontinue their book.