So I was looking through my bookshelf and found this ancient artifact of FIMFiction. I reread it, laughed at the stupidity of my younger self, and decided to publish it all here, word-for-word, for you to laugh at, too.
(This is a MLP x Modern x Bat...
{Hey, this is me. I'll be popping up every so often in braces to commentate and give additional facts about the story. Ignore me or don't, I don't really care. And just so you know, I'm writing this all down word-for-word, so expect shitty spelling and grammar.}
Switcharoo time!
(that means...)
Cadance is gonna move to canterlot with twilight. Shining armor will go too! {spoiler: he never shows up after this point} Before you ask what Celestia & Luna are gonna do, they are gonna move to the cristile empire, and rule each others kingdom.
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twilight's friends move as well {they never come up again, either}. "Stress, stress, Stress!! 👿" everyone thinks, "new laws, new kingdom, too much paper!!!
