So I was looking through my bookshelf and found this ancient artifact of FIMFiction. I reread it, laughed at the stupidity of my younger self, and decided to publish it all here, word-for-word, for you to laugh at, too.
(This is a MLP x Modern x Bat...
Each and everypony (+Zebra, Zicora) came! And by everypony, I mean, EVERYPONY!
"Hello," said a voice on the loud speaker. "Welcome to the grand opening of W*** Markets!" Then, the croud roured. "I'm Jannet W***," the voice said, {Her last name is the name of the store, in case you didn't understand. Still censoring it lol} a beutiful pony walked out furom {?} behind the stage.
"I think that's Jannet W***," Cadance said.
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Jannet said "Now, I need a countdown from 5."
"5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!!!" said the entire croud.
Jannet opened the doors. all right, but. Inside the doors was...
