So I was looking through my bookshelf and found this ancient artifact of FIMFiction. I reread it, laughed at the stupidity of my younger self, and decided to publish it all here, word-for-word, for you to laugh at, too.
(This is a MLP x Modern x Bat...
The next morning, twilight saw a marketplace being built on the horizon. {a shockingly poetic start... relatively speaking} "Wh-What?" She said.
Cadance woke and saw too. "What?"
"let's tell everypony in Equestria too come to the grand opening!" twilight sugested.
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"Green magic?!" cadance said, curiously. {HmMmM iS tHiS fOrEsHaDoWiNg?!?!?!?} Twilight hadn't fully awoken so she thoght. Cadence said, "great idia!"
"Let's do it then!"
Then that morning, she sent out a messige saying, "It's the W*** markets grand opening today! So, pack your bags and hurry to canterlot. If you have any questions, call 678-642-7823."
{Please don't call that number, I just chose a bunch of random-ass numbers and threw them together when I wrote this originally. No, I don't live in Atlanta, and nice job checking that number on the internetz you creep. Also, the market being opened here is a chain that, in real life, only exists around my local area. [again, NOT FUCKING ATLANTA LMAO] I don't want any creeps coming after me and my bestie baes, so I'm censoring it. That's where the xModern part starts. Yes, starts. There is SOOOOOO much more insanity to come.}
