Y/N leaped from Hagrid's delightfully muscular arms as they arrived at Higwars. Y/N had already changed into their robes and stuttered cutely because she wasn't like other girls with her 11" waist and 1' of height. Thank you d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-daddy UwU!!!!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤪🤪🤪🤪💅💅💅💅💅😳😳😳😳😳☺️☺️☺️☺️!!!!" Hagrid became Lightning McQueen and started their engine. "No problem bbygorl" They said as they flew towards their sexy hut to go and jack off.
Y/N cutely stumbled her way towards Hagears as people stared at her beauty. Her luscious 4283774858383 foot hair flowed behind her; Lysol Malfoy could never 🤩🤩🤩🤩😳😳😳😳💅💅💅🤪🤪🤪!!!! As she stumbled into the great hall, all eyes were on her. The new 14 year old girl with her rainbow orbssssssss!!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩!!!!! Professor McDonalds then called her name, "Y/N Material GWORL?"
Y/N cutely kicked Ronald McDonald in the face as they tripped and flew up the stairs. The sexy hat moaned as it sat on Y/N's head. "ONG YOU'RE A HUFFLESLYTHERRAVENDOR!!!!!!!!!" The hat moaned out as it died. Y/N then sang fight song as they teleported to Gryffindor, the place where all the hot guys were. Draco Malfoy was immediately angry even though he didn't know her, "GRRRRRRR POTTAHHHHHHHHHh;!.!!?'vmsneir!!"
Hairy Potface then hit on Y/N seductively as Henry grander read a book on how to be as sexy as Y/N 🤭!!!
A/N: Sorry for it being short. No thoughts, only Bohemian Rhapsody.
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"H-H-H-H-H-Hawkdaddy?" | A Hawkmoth x Reader
FanficDilf Hawkdaddy kidnaps Quirky Y/N UWU! Kooky Ladybuggy and Catboy don't want them to have sexy time! QwQ Hawkdaddy must take this into his own hands! Owo Rankings: 420 in #whyamIdoingthis 35 in #iwanttodie 3 in #pleaseendmysuffering
