party.. no baby party

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So india and larry got dressed in gold and clear while lau and jaylen got dressed in gold and purple. August and Ashley decided to throw a little get together to celebrate pregnant people but with all these emotions going around who knows how the night will go...

Aug p.o.v
This women make me wanna commit suicide with her bipolar ass she happy one second then pissed the next like how and the hell does that work... Have you ever wondered why pregnant people get moody like why when there is a baby in there stomach that they suddenly get pissed at the world and now I'm inviting 2other pregnant people over OMG SHOOT ME NOW!!!

A:BABY... BAEEEEEEEE

AUG:what women WHAT!!

A:I need some food and the baby is kicking and my feet hurt I look big as fuck my ass is hurting your not dressed and our company will BE HERE SOON!!!
Aug just stood there and listens to her rant about how she feels he read on Google that if you let them rant that it will make the emotional part if the pregnancy go away faster

Aug: hey baby calm down please you went from my assistant to my fiance and your carrying my baby its all baby its just all baby

Aug was cooling Ashley down he got her under control until the door bell rang

A:oh shit there here do I look OK is the house cleaned PABLO CLEANE THE TABLES AGAIN!!!

(PABLO IS THERE MADE)

    ****Meanwhile****

L: can y'all please shut up y'all making my head hurt my bar needs to remain calm but y'all keep tripping

Lau: Mon frere you must be really connected to your girl because she hasn't freaked out once its seem like all her emotions went to you

Lau said chuckling india and jaylen joined in the laughter

L:oh ha ha ha he he ha he he ha ha he he he(finding memo) the shits not funny I think I got cramps babe how does it feel when you get cramps

India laughed at larry but when she realized he was serious she explained it to him "so you know when you get hit in the balls all the pain goes to your stomach... Well say someone was hitting you in your balls constantly non stop for 5-7 days that's how it feels" larry looked at india with a REALLY NIGGA face "what its true" india said

L: can y'all just get halls asses out my car and go to the door

India looked at larry then lay and jaylen and got out the car since india was 2 1/2 month prego she waddled a little bit made her look like a penguin and jaylen looked just the same

Lau:want me to help you out babe

J: NO!... I mean I wanna waddle with india... Its not that I don't trust you its just that... Nvm just get me to her
Lay helped jaylen over to india and her and jaylen linked arms and waddled up to Ashley and augs front door when they got there they ring the door bell but then they noticed that there was a key on the ground so they used it to open the door and when they walked in there eyes almost burned out there sockets.
Ashley was bent over with august behind her they were doing some weird dance but it ain't look like no dance to the rest of the gang. "OM WHAT THE ACUAL FUCK ARE YALL DOING" lay said loud enof to get there attention over the loud ass music." Oh..um.uhhhh we were just dancing... Yeah that's what we were doing" august said basicly pushing ashley off of him

Ashley stumbled a little bit but got control of herself and when she did she slapped august so hard that every one i n the room could feel the sting... EVAN PABLO every one cringed at the loud impàct

Aug: the hell was that for

A:because I'm damn near 3months pregnant and your pushing me!!

Aug:OK baby calm down please I'm sorry... Look come here

August extended his arms for ashley when she excepted he said something that only she could here it made her Guggle and blush

L:OK no nasty talk while I'm here u got cramps and a head ACH I feel like ima die

Aug: damn nigga I thought indi-boo was the one pregnant

L: haha y'all think y'all funny well I non think its funny this shit hurts

Ashley had gone while larry ranted about having cramps when she returned she gave him some pill he looked at it and read it "midol... The hell is that" he asked looking at her stangly "its for periods but it also helps cramps" ashley said blushing he looked at her with disgust but ended up taking the pill. "Well let's get this party cracking before I go to sleep" august said rubbing his eyes

A: actualy that's a good idea because larry is in pain so am I and lau and jaylen are passed out on our couch so I will call y'all when we set up for another get together

Aug: yeah...NOW GET TI STEPPIN

his new tone of voice woke lau and jaylen up from there slumber august shooed them out the house and when  the gang was in the car they pulled off

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