A Chaotic GC

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My gay ass suddenly had the idea to write this shit, it's meant to be weird and stuff so bear in mind lol (This is a modern au, high school shit and dirty jokes, mentions of sex, ofc swearing will be included, and Zhongli is a hist teacher he looks like one)

Pairings: Xiaoven, Albether, Beiguang, Chongqiu, Yantao,  Jeanlisa, Zhongchi, Ayalumi, Monafischl and some characters :D)

Venti has made a Groupchat

Venti has added several participants

GAY BITCHES

Venti: sup my bros, hoes, bitches

Xiao: tf is this gc

Aether: uh hi?

Hu Tao: bestie whats this shit i sense chaos

Venti: hu tao bestie I'm bored

Hu Tao: dw bestie lets get some wine

Yanfei: Hu Tao pls don't

Xiao: Venti no

Zhongli: Venti, may I ask what is this?

Childe is now online

Childe: hello Zhongli sensei <3

Hu Tao: holy shit that's fast lmao

Xingqiu: gae

Albedo: says the one who legit made out with Chongyun and forgot to mute themselves nor turn off their cam

Beidou: the sounds are good though

Zhongli: Ah, hello Childe, may I ask what is this?

Venti: Papa this is a gc ydk?

Zhongli: Papa? Do I look like a father figure to you? Venti?

Hu Tao: More like daddy lmao

Yanfei: hu tao- aren't we supposed to be in class? why are you all on your phones?

Venti: Yanfei... yanfei... it's just some online lessons the teachers wouldn't know what we doing :D

Venti: holy shit jean just called me out

Venti: holy shit what is this

Venti: guys guys what is the answer of 3x/yx +16% x 9w

Xiangling: why your class is so fawking fast we're only on chapter 2

Chongyun: we're on chapter 3 lol

Ningguang: Beidou distracted me from listening to classes-

Beidou: you like my abs though <3

Ningguang: they are very nice looking babe <3

Beidou: <3

Ningguang: <3

Venti: JUST TELL ME GODDAMK IT IM LEGIT STUTEERNIG RN

Hu Tao: stuteering

Albedo: the answer is 159 (guys this is not true i just made it up)

Venti: THAKN YOU YOURE MY BABY FROM NWO ON

Xingqiu: typo

Xiao: Venti-

Venti: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IS MWY BWABY XIAOWY JWEAWOUS??

Chongyun: that's so gay

Beidou: agree

Aether: pls stop you two gay asses are making me feel so single

Aether: albedo wont give me hugs :(((

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