All Might stared at the coffin in shock. "E-e-e-e-e-endeavor...? is that really you?" All Might questions in disbelief while starting tear up. "yes its me hot sexy buff strong mega alpha king hybrid cock daddy" all might hurriedly opens the coffin to see Endeavor blushing cutely while smiling at him. all might lifts up endeavor with his big muscles. this turns endeavor on. 'a-a-all might i need you to- meow- to fuck me" "alright kitty ill fuck you... but first lets go somewhere more private."
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endeavor finds himself blindfolded in what seems to be a basement...? "all might?' endeavor hears shuffling from around the room "dont worry kitten you'll get my cock in... 1... 2.... 3!" all might shoves his cock in endeavor. this makes endeavor go crazy (lmao what the fuck am i writing?) "a-a- meow- all might..." "yes kitten?" "fuck me harder pls pls pls pls pls pls meow ill be your dog for a whole year if you do" endeavor begged "all right but i wont be able to stop until we're both so ired we die cuz my alphaness will take over" "i dont care!!!!" endeavor yells. 'JUST FUCK ME HARDER PLEASE" (ayo ill see y'all in jail after this my friend knows about this) all might then fucks him really hard like the alpha male he is. they go on like this four hours until endeavor is tired he can hardly breathe. "ok kitten youve came 6969 times and so have i.... i think its time to stop' all might says with a sigh. "ok master endeavor says" they both fall asleep together.
2 hours later
in the bathroom
Ebdeavor gets done taking the pregnancy test....
"what is it gonma be?" all might and endeavor ask at the same time.
the prenancy test reads.... POSITIVE "im gonna be a dad!' "yeah!"
2 years later
"you're ugly." the baby yells.
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WTF IS THIS JSRBVJRGBJFVBEFBV I HATE MY LIFE
i made this while eating chips
YOU ARE READING
smuts i came up with at 3 am
Fanficshut up im on crack /j this is satire this is mainly just endeavor x all might lmao I DONT SHIP THEM THIS IS SATIRE
