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01 - new phone who dis?

( jaxx has added 123-***-8764, 123-***-5672, 123-***-5887, and two others to 'new groupchat' )

( jaxx has renamed 'new groupchat' to 'new phone who dis?' )

123-***-5672: ?

123-***-5887: What is this

jaxx: hello.

123-***-6743: ominous response, but okay

jaxx: i have created a group chat.

123-***-8764: we can see that buddy

jaxx: please im so bored please speak to me.

123-***-6743: do you end all of your sentences with periods???

123-***-5887: Why am I here?

jaxx: because?? if you want you can always leave lmao.

123-***-5672: the doors looking nice this time of year too and everything

jaxx: wait no you can't all leave.

jaxx: that's illegal.

123-***-6743: i see no police here.

( 123-***-6743 has left the groupchat )

( jaxx has added '123-***-6743' into the groupchat )

jaxx: ffs you coward.

123-***-8764: was that supposed to be threatening

123-***-8764: hold on i'm going to add my sibling xe'll find this hillarious

( 123-***-8764 has added '123-***-1216' into the groupchat )

123-***-5887: Who is everyone?

jaxx: well as creator and god of the gc you can refer to me as sultan or king or jesus or ronald mcdonald or whoever u worship.

123-***-5672: wait i can actually refer to you as ronald mcdonald?

jaxx: wait no pls don't.

jaxx: my name's jaxx.

123-***-6743: what kind of a name is jaxx?

jaxx: wtf this is my own gc why am i being bullied?

123-***-5887: Because you've added our numbers to a group chat without our permission?

123-***-5887: I feel like we have free will to bully you whenever we want.

123-***-8764: preach

123-***-5672: well my name's light if yall were wondering

123-***-6743: chill

light: ikr

jaxx: anyone else willing to share their names or am i going to have to refer to you as your phone numbers from here on out?

123-***-8764: refer to me as levi

123-***-1216: dude no one calls you levi tho???

levi: luca shut up i can be whoever i want

luca: welp, i'm luca ig?? idk what my brother just added me into