luca: im warning you now
luca: i took sora and levi to a book shop in hopes of getting them to expand their education
luca: they spent twenty-five dollars on a joke book.
luca: just warning you now
alex: Oh dear god.
jaxx: may heaven spare our souls.
levi: knock knock
jaxx: maybe if we don't encourage it, they won't continue??
sora: knock knock bitch
light: who's there??
alex: LIGHT!
levi: tank
alex: Light don't do it.
light: i kinda want to tho
light: tank who
levi: you're welcome
light: wha
light: OH
jaxx: i think the whole universe just cringed from that joke. :/
sora: and i think you're a little overreacting prick
sora: my turn
sora: what does the singing eye doctor call his songs?
charli: what? :D
alex: Charli please don't encourage them.
sora: eye-tunes
charli: that was a good one :)
alex: No it wasn't?
levi: wow where's your sense of humor, alex?
levi: these are the jokes of the century
levi: knock knock
sora: who's there?????
jaxx: someone PLEASE kick them.
levi: butter
light: butter who?
sora: see light's getting into the hang of it
light: actually the jokes are dumb but it's fun to piss off jaxx and alex
sora: still counts :D
levi: butter tell you more knock knock jokes huh?
charli: ajweldjfbaj
charli: good! that was good!
levi: charli what have we done to deserve you
sora: what did baby corn say to mommy corn?
alex: I am BEGGING you to stop.
jaxx: luca leak their addresses so that we can go over to their houses and slap them.
sora: where's popcorn??
light: LMAO-
luca: idk im kind of on light's side here
luca: it's fun to watch you guys get pissed off
jaxx: LUCA.
sora: aw was that joke too corny for you? :/
jaxx: SORA HOW MUCH DO I PAY YOU TO STOP?
sora: I spent twelve dollars and fifty cents on this book and there are no returns
sora: so im not going to stop until me and levi get through all 256 jokes.
sora: what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?
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